me: Have you read the latest about Dora the Explorer feet mukbang? Did you know that IShowSpeed took China? Does the Big Balls cybercrime ring remain on the lam? nurse, to my family: I'm sorry, it's time. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 94 days ago

me: Have you read the latest about Dora the Explorer feet mukbang? Did you know that IShowSpeed took China? Does the Big Balls cybercrime ring remain on the lam?

nurse, to my family: I'm sorry, it's time.

Reposted from Taylor Lorenz

Viralflation comes to YouTube, Dora the Explorer feet mukbang, IShowSpeed takes China, Big Balls cybercrime ring, 'influencer accent', IvyTok, AI-fueled fan fiction, Ghiblification, and a great new podcast on Section 230 -- All in today's newsletter!!

Comments

aaronw.dev•94 days ago

You made me look up what a mukbang is. Thanks?

muggi.bsky.social•93 days ago

This is the news I need to be hearing about

erocy.world•94 days ago

eternalcatwar.bsky.social•94 days ago

I need scissors! 61!

wacamongus.bsky.social•94 days ago

There is a mypillow solution for every occasion, even the final one. Mypillow now pulls out into mybodybag. Order yours today or one will be forced on you soon

burriscommaben.bsky.social•94 days ago

and Zendaya is Meechi

ghpelton.bsky.social•94 days ago

At times like this I calm myself by repeating the ancient mantra: Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk

lukemeister.bsky.social•94 days ago

Does this have something to do with Bert and Ernie's extreme homosexual agenda?

gojira1000.bsky.social•94 days ago

I don't know what cocktail of drugs Taylor took but I might want some.

dockellis10.bsky.social•94 days ago

danielahedges.bsky.social•93 days ago

I've been laughing at this for five minutes straight

josephzucker.bsky.social•94 days ago

mharoun.bsky.social•94 days ago

vitalumen.bsky.social•94 days ago

was that written by AI? 😂

horzapanda.bsky.social•94 days ago

I’m afraid to ask, but is this cannibalism or foot fetish or both? 😱

globalvariables.bsky.social•94 days ago

Swiper don't swipe right!

jaydeedouble.bsky.social•94 days ago

cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social•94 days ago

Sam Altman is a bitch

introverts4pete.bsky.social•94 days ago

I think one of us is having a stroke

crispychickn.bsky.social•94 days ago

All of these people are middle aged btw.

pintofsimilar.bsky.social•94 days ago

it's very

lazypyro.bsky.social•94 days ago

mumbly-joe.bsky.social•94 days ago

Females born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is Dora the Explorer feet mukbang, IShowSpeed in China, Big Balls cybercrime, Ivytok, Ghiblification, be bisexual and lie.

dsquareddigest.bsky.social•94 days ago

we didn't start the fire

alxlndomountain.bsky.social•94 days ago

but we did pour gasoline on it...

tehmud.bsky.social•94 days ago

carlchansen.bsky.social•94 days ago

Hello...Archer...

jklees.co.uk•93 days ago

The WHAT mukbang? 🥴

tytoseye.bsky.social•94 days ago

WHUT?

iostatsea.bsky.social•94 days ago

Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt

metaphysician.bsky.social•94 days ago

mahmoudmassri.bsky.social•94 days ago

Hello Tim , I hope you're doing well.

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ericgarment.bsky.social•94 days ago

this is the worst version of we didn't start the fire ever

philfeldman.com•94 days ago

Actual, audible lol

t1moteo.bsky.social•94 days ago

Lol

regretagarbo.rip•94 days ago

it wasn’t even written like this to conserve characters.

she had 50 to spare.

thejan6plaque.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oh, and where did we land with Livvy and Baby Gronk

amr1111.bsky.social•94 days ago

Away, into the mist, I disappear. 🫥

dangrously.bsky.social•94 days ago

Dora is eating feet?

dangandblast.bsky.social•94 days ago

She's really the only person where I go from "ha ha you're too online" to "seriously, you're too online."

vengefulmeme.bsky.social•94 days ago

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

gruntmusic.bsky.social•93 days ago

Dora The Explorer’s feet off the Shoulder of Orion…

synrasa.bsky.social•93 days ago

That’s enough internet for today.

midwestmidboss.bsky.social•94 days ago

kytchenwytch.bsky.social•94 days ago

kleinman.bsky.social•94 days ago

His last words were "Jeff Brain of Clouthub"

rockinranger.bsky.social•94 days ago

h20wizard57.bsky.social•94 days ago

"ai is cool i guess" i'll cool your balls to sub zero temperatures you half-human

lbbdingo.bsky.social•94 days ago

If AI starts flooding ao3 I will be committing a felony in minecraft I'm afraid

armathearly.bsky.social•94 days ago

Do I even want to know what the hell a mukbang is

yeensy.website•94 days ago

nerxualoh.bsky.social•94 days ago

oldmanserious.bsky.social•94 days ago

I typed "the fuck is mukbang" into DuckDuckGo and it says its a Korean word meaning "eating broadcast", basically a show where a host is eating (like a LOT) during the show.
Well, today I learned.

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