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this rich asshole in st. louis pointed a gun at some protesters and become a right wing celebrity overnight. conservatives were so enthralled by a guy who threatened to kill liberals that he got recruited to run for senate and raised over a million bucks in individual donations

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

This is why I keep talking about the last ten years as a metastasizing misinformation crisis. Why on EARTH would you think Trump would do anything thoughtfully or strategically? If the media is giving people this impression, it is lying to them

"Run the government like a business" was always stupid, but I didn't expect they meant "into the ground"

I’m begging the media to call Nazi salutes … “Nazi salutes.” You can write “he gave a Nazi salute.” That’s the proper journalism. Describe things as they are even if people get mad.

When people with outies have sex with people with innies they lock together like meat legos

for the love of God. fucking honestly. “controversial salute.” it’s a nazi stiff arm salute. literally everybody knows this. “controversial” is a chickenshit word generally (what purpose does its use serve? hint: an editorial, not journalistic one) but when we’re talking about public nazi shit gah

LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

We're going to save this country money by taking it from the biggest perpetrators of fraud--disabled veterans, children's cancer hospitals, and homeless people--and giving it to me, a guy who runs a fake car company and also a fake space company

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

The reporters at Texas Observer have been doing incredible investigative work lately, the kind of work that places like the WaPo used to do with a much larger budget before it got bought up and then slowly hollowed out by a billionaire sycophant who'd rather go into space than live in a democracy.

Feels like Dem leadership is banking on these events destroying the GOP and what might happen instead is that it destroys the Dems. How does the party come back from its utter failure to prepare for and respond to this crisis?

AOC has them sputtering mad because she’s educating people on constitutional rights. You don’t see them freaking out at Jeffries for talking about egg prices.

Rules 1. MAGA do not care about contradictions, everything that they do is transactional, they are nihilists and are ONLY concerned with money and power 2. NOTHING that they say is true and they don't care at all, they understand the first-message advantage 1/

Time to evict AirBnB from your life, if you have't already.

You see the same misunderstanding around the phrase “banality of evil” when they assume it means Nazis were boring when it actually means everyone was a Nazi. No one wanted to be anything else. To not be a Nazi was deviant behaviour

"I'm still punk," I whisper as I order more grippy socks.

This is a great episode and gets to the heart of the real problem with AI in education, which is that for decades we’ve been teaching students to write like machines in order to meet the requirements of testing regimes.

"coffee is only good when it is served in jim crow conditions"

Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world

I watched this video this morning and it really has been instructive for understanding, well, a lot of behavior. youtu.be/bNOol5OTasw

Love how the last paragraph is basically "the left has been completely vindicated, but don't give them any credit"

You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them

I use nerd clusters the way dirt bags use zyn pouches

the freedom of speech people with words you're not allowed to say

President Trump campaigned on lowering costs. But he’s letting billionaire Elon Musk and Project 2025 Architect Russ Vought kill the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. If they succeed, CEOs on Wall Street will once again be free to cheat you out of your savings.

Mediocre white men discovering all the money they make depends on the rule of law oh no

gonna be so fun when historians try to parse this moment out in a hundred years or so "Wait so you guys had all the money, so much money, and you shot your economy in the head because of a dog meme?"

Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic. globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

even newsmax doesn’t know how to spin this one www.newsmax.com/amp/newsfron...

There are a bunch of “that’s what they voted for” in the comments and I am once again reminding you that kids did not vote for anything. Kids cannot help having dipshit parents, and kids will be the ones suffering. I understand that excising empathy feels better but come ON, y’all.

New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.

[tune of tom petty freefallin'] 🎵and i'm DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM DOOM Scrollin'🎵

Trump notes that Thomas Jefferson once attended a church service in the old House chamber. Wow, what an impressive fact. But I wonder if Jefferson ever said or did or wrote anything about the proper role of religion in government?

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

The year is 2025 Stores no longer sell movies You can get the vinyl record of Wicked Part 1 but not a disc that plays the movie