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burriscommaben.bsky.social
Improv guy ΞΞΞ Person with a real job, family, set of feelings ΞΞΞ Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant
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"Failing to reply with two truths and a lie will be presumed as a resignation"
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That a movement that hates so much of what America has accomplished and despises so many different Americans has the fucking nerve to pretend it’s patriotic
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I had that happen with a place I used to get my haircut switching to playing Fox News all the time. Abrupt tonal shift.
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It's like he read "bullshit jobs" and decided he wanted all of them
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I don't think they know how to run a business I don't think they know how to run I don't think they know
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"Ru(i)n the government like a business (that gets taken over by the owner's coked up children)"
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"Run the government like a business (that has been purchased by a VC firm)"
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"Remove from your essence the spirit of [random firing]"
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South Carolina got Culver's 10 years ago. As someone who went to high school in Wisconsin I made sure to be in the first 100 folks to order (meaning I got a free pint of custard every month for a year).
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Homesteader: oh hey u guys are back early Explorer returning from Out West: sky's too big Homesteader: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the covered wagon* sky's too big
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"Someone should really do something about it"
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I believe it was Andrew Ti who said "I used to think audiences were smart enough to handle that kind of subtlety and I've been repeatedly convinced otherwise"
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“My racist uncle is so dumb. He posts the worst shit to Facebook.” Hey, it sounds like he’s just lonely, and would actually love a visit from you, where the two of you could really talk, and then while he’s in the bathroom, I bet he has some rare coins.