Realize this is a rough time to ask, considering money doesn't exist anymore, but The Onion's print edition is on sale for ~12 more hours. $75 for a year of newspapers delivered to your doorstep. It's worth it! Also, newsprint is Canadian and shit is about to cost more. Please money us. Thank you. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Realize this is a rough time to ask, considering money doesn't exist anymore, but The Onion's print edition is on sale for ~12 more hours.

$75 for a year of newspapers delivered to your doorstep.

It's worth it! Also, newsprint is Canadian and shit is about to cost more. Please money us. Thank you.

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feralchristineb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do you mail to Canada?

halibut.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes! Just got my latest a couple days ago.

feralchristineb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ohh.. this could make a good birthday present.

gadzuba.bsky.social•3 days ago

We'll charge you less for newsprint if you spell 'neighbours' correctly and thank us sufficiently for shipping the extra letters 'u' free of charge.

wjsnw.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fuck you.

bencollins.bsky.social•2 days ago

😘

falconryfinance.bsky.social•3 days ago

Paid full price for all of my little cousins

You guys deserve that and more

The only legitimate news source in this country

lethaljorts.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'd love to subscribe but I need that money to buy two(2) eggs

tymon.bsky.social•3 days ago

I applied to work for you as a staff writer because I want to pay for a subscription to myself. I'll help make it happen if you do.

crs0n3.bsky.social•3 days ago

Done. I’m gonna need the laughs.

birdpoof.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wow, I'm really curious about the cost/supply/numbers when it comes to these things--so a lot of newsprint is from Canada? Most books are made in China 🤔

bencollins.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can also gift a subscription of The Onion to a friend or enemy by using this link, while it's on sale for the rest of the day.

$75 for a year of joy and/or harassment. Your Cybertruck neighbor doesn't have to know who sent it.

https://membership.theonion.com/gifts/?campaign=701a500001HI8w6AAD&

johnoherron.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ok, that got me to subscribe. 😂😂😂

rabblerous.bsky.social•3 days ago

You could also gift a subscription to your local public library 👀

(Ask them first, though)

notsogrump.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just a heads up that it’s real annoying to get a pop up for the $75 sale that takes up the whole screen while you’re trying to enter the recipient information for the gift you’re in the middle of purchasing already.

andrea500.bsky.social•3 days ago

enemy lol!!

topogeom.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do you have the address for that guy who went viral in 2020 for not following ANY news? I’ll get him one

buttonsandbiscuit.bsky.social•3 days ago

bring back the classifieds you coward

bencollins.bsky.social•3 days ago

Honestly we want to, just trying to figure out logistics.

buttonsandbiscuit.bsky.social•3 days ago

hell yeah

buttonsandbiscuit.bsky.social•3 days ago

@whetmoser.com

thedevilkitty.bsky.social•3 days ago

...ohhh. Had not thought of that. *sneaks off*

bn-winston.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have yet to receive my first copy

donnyward.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is there a digitized version of Our Dumb Century available? Truly some of The Onion’s finest reporting.

rahn.dev•3 days ago

Does it ship direct in Canada or does it still come the US?

piss.coach•3 days ago

hello mr onion i have purchased this

timb07.bsky.social•3 days ago

You asked for it: I’ve just subscribed from Australia. That’ll be a good test of whether the USPS continues to function for the next 12 months.

elsecaller.net•3 days ago

Pfft! I paid full price a few weeks ago, like a real American!

priyachand.bsky.social•3 days ago

is there any way to change my existing sub??

danglynnbals.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is it written in Canadian?

itus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can I pay in cigarettes?

martygabriel.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't have any.

svenkingsson.bsky.social•3 days ago

If I had any money I'd totally buy that. 👍

immarealunicorn.bsky.social•3 days ago

@bencollins.bsky.social is there a way we can donate the $75 and not get it delivered? As much as I love y’all, having more mail delivered is an actual nightmare for me. 🙃

intangiblendity.bsky.social•3 days ago

I did not know there was still a print edition. I will sign up. I have a collection of every single onion ever printed up to 2009...

jc-allen.bsky.social•3 days ago

They just started it back up not that long ago.

elizabeth45eveli.bsky.social•2 days ago

I need serious man follow my account for serious relationship

themckenziest.gay•3 days ago

This is rad, and I wish i had monies, but I offer you this repost with my whole gay heart

kt-horning.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m old enough to remember picking the print edition up for free at Memorial Union in Madison, WI

yeti00.bsky.social•3 days ago

Question: if I do gift a sub, is there any trace back to me that the receipt (my in law) would know??

actuallevi.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was gifted a subscription. Worth every penny my friend paid!

exampledaniel.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can I interest you in starting an Onion AM radio news network? 📻🧅 would be pretty fun to look into some malicious compliance with "the nation's station" and trying to get another 700 on the air 👀

panglossphd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Consider this, all who read: that Thee shall subscrybe to the Onion will be but a pittance to you as the cost of a hamburger will surely rise well beyond it, and as you should think nothing of a hamburger, this exclusive Onion deal is thus very optimal!

jc-allen.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's been [mumble] years since I worked in publishing, but our paper mill of choice was in Wisconsin.

tvaziri.com•3 days ago

done

brinnyxtreme.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hey Tim, market this deal as cheaper than the new mariokart. Twelve installments of physical media, for less than one digital mariokart game. The timing is perfect, and if anyone could bankrupt Nintendo with visceral reporting, it would be you mister onion person.

corrigaj.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is there any way to purchase pdfs or reprints of old versions? The aramco ad on the back page of the last issue is frameworthy

nih-llamas.bsky.social•3 days ago

Can I trade in my cybertruck for a subscription?

Please help, my family is starving for fine news.

cwilk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hey man way to bury the lede - I get a certificate too? And I can print it at home?

dflipse.bsky.social•3 days ago

Alllright, ya got me.

jazzy-rascal.bsky.social•3 days ago

mcpoopoof.art•3 days ago

Sorry Tim, I gotta save every penny for when those Switch tariffs hit and it ends up costing $900.

destined4kateness.bsky.social•3 days ago

To be fair, paying $75 now might be the equivalent of a lot less soon once our big beautiful tariffs restore American freedom (aka massive inflation)

smartchae.bsky.social•3 days ago

I miss print news and was considering subscribing to the print edition of The Onion until that disgusting story about a football player “fingering” a pop star during the Super Bowl. I get enough misogyny from MAGA.

Glad I kept my money.

tanalam.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh thank you for the reminder!!

Subscribing now

david-video-audio.bsky.social•3 days ago

Had the pleasure of producing a live podcast with Kara Swisher and Jeff Lawson a couple days ago!

rubdirtinit.bsky.social•3 days ago

Do you deliver to Auckland

ihoplad.bsky.social•3 days ago

I subscribe, but only to liberate our Canadian newsprint and return it home.

pardontherant.bsky.social•3 days ago

Will hopefully remember to sign up but if you are able to re-float this in ~6 hrs as people get off work that would help a lot 👍

ericrhanson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Arrived in the mail yesterday and couldn't be happier.

jgabbard42.bsky.social•3 days ago

Getting a subscription to the print edition of the Onion is the only smart thing I've done so far in 2025. As soon as I see that Global Tetrahedron logo I know my mood is gonna improve.

peek.bsky.social•3 days ago

I just got my first paper issue delivered to me a few days ago. Proud to be supporting the only news outlet left not afraid to tell the real truth

barton.im•3 days ago

Can we subscribe here in Canada?

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