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My MAGA neighbors are having a tree trimmed, it's like Fargo tree mulcher shit. But I have my paper version of this to salve my battered soul - do it
Satirists have gotten so many things so terrifyingly correct over the years while just trying to be funny that I've honestly thought about asking some of them for stock investment tips.
Something like "What stupid and/or funny thing will be the next big stock market trend?"
Hey! Focus! He will burned to ashes LA & CA to distract you. We must Call “continuously” until they know ea. of us & handle this issue, U.S. Capitol Switchboard 1(202) 224-3121 – We're not imposing or guilty to demand this. Pressure to release Epstein’s files & for impeachment
I'm pleased to report that "Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers" has apparently broken through on Upstate NY Facebook according to my sources
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My MAGA neighbors are having a tree trimmed, it's like Fargo tree mulcher shit. But I have my paper version of this to salve my battered soul - do it
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Something like "What stupid and/or funny thing will be the next big stock market trend?"
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Is there any internal damage from laughing.
Be sure to hydrate after crying!