We’re going about this all wrong. We need to start saying he sucks at Assassin’s Creed so he starts playing it obsessively and learns even the tiniest amount of history - ThreadSky

reckless.bsky.social • 28 days ago

We’re going about this all wrong. We need to start saying he sucks at Assassin’s Creed so he starts playing it obsessively and learns even the tiniest amount of history

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Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"

*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*

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theadamzone.xyz•28 days ago

No no no, he will learn the wrong lesson and Abstergo will become reality and Musk will bring back the Templars

reckless.bsky.social•28 days ago

This is a risk but the good thing is no one will ever figure out what that part of the story is about

theadamzone.xyz•28 days ago

This is what I got out of it

emmabrody.bsky.social•28 days ago

Does that apply to a blooming idiot born in South Africa who's trying to bend American culture to his own vision?

I mean, as if he has any vision at all other than White Supremacy and making money.

rickclark.bsky.social•28 days ago

Elon is poison. He sure showed his true colors since he threw in for trump.

davidpham5.bsky.social•28 days ago

Turns out Nazis are weak at Diablo 4.

jtosavetheday.bsky.social•28 days ago

I think we're just way better off admitting we can't fix him and just do our best to deplatform him and be rid of his stupid ideas entirely.

kurohki.tgirl.gay•28 days ago

Fake gamer boy wouldn't even play it himself, just pay one of his sycophants to do it then claim he platinum'd & set a WR speedrun 🙅‍♀️🎮

enduringbeta.bsky.social•28 days ago

I heard Elon jumped off a tower and missed the bale of hay below. The game auto-deleted his save in embarrassment.

eddymovie.bsky.social•28 days ago

Okay so then go back to South Africa, Elon.

aviationandfood.bsky.social•28 days ago

Actual Neo Nazi parading around without consequences.

In a word of enablers, be Dr. Jones.

kenhes.bsky.social•28 days ago

Wait till he's sent everyone to Bluesky.

wonkish.bsky.social•28 days ago

I'm sure he'll be just fine with Ned Wynert..

tgnyc.bsky.social•28 days ago

Omg the way she slid away. And shout out to the person off camera who gave her an assist.

dmlsfca.bsky.social•28 days ago

Bbbbbbbbbbut he can't do that and run five companies into the ground at the same time.

adventurerbytrade.bsky.social•28 days ago

In reality, he'll have his assistants play the game and send him an AI generated summary. But I still like this plan!

juliangomez.co•28 days ago

Pretty sure his M.O. is just paying other people to play games for him

james-sailing.bsky.social•28 days ago

"Elon, you suck at battlefield 1"

martinpagh.bsky.social•28 days ago

Or that he sucks at Indiana Jones and the Great Circle so he learns how satisfying it is to hit a fascist in the head with a sledge hammer.

hrdsalami654.bsky.social•28 days ago

Bro knows nothing about history. "Italy is the people of Italy", bro Italians have been mixed from throughout the Mediterranean since the Roman Empire.

fernmonkey.bsky.social•28 days ago

Italy hasn't even been a unified country all that long! I'm not even sure it would hold together now except for the social solidarity provided by football and complaining about what foreigners do to their cuisine.

kathygori.bsky.social•28 days ago

Yes!!!!

goodytwo.com•28 days ago

Or just keeps him too busy to start fucking everything else up…

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