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mobute.bsky.social • 12 days ago

The quadratic equation? You guessed it: fraud.

Reposted from 🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə)

I appreciate that he just distilled all conspiracies into one single sentiment

Comments

dartmanx.bsky.social•11 days ago

Scott Adams has become the pointy-haired boss.

groversbathtub.bsky.social•12 days ago

Three-body problem?
More like three-fraudy problem!

skeptocapital.com•12 days ago

Orbital dynamics? FRAUD.

highcountrylass.bsky.social•11 days ago

"The quadratic equation? You guessed it: fraud." I knew it all along! Now I feel better.

charliepurcell112.bsky.social•12 days ago

I prefer the simplicity of phrenology.

russbengtson.bsky.social•12 days ago

i fuckin knew it

thelordgod.bsky.social•12 days ago

Scott Adams just boiled stupidity down to it's essence.

Smart=Scary
Dumb=Safe

Scott be dumb!

danblondell.bsky.social•12 days ago

Microchip architecture: fraud

misterrora.bsky.social•12 days ago

“We’re gaining access to all sorts of sensitive government systems, but we won’t tell you what our purpose is or what exactly we’re doing.”

Apparently this sounds okay to Scott.

nunyabitnez.bsky.social•12 days ago

"Were doing stuff, were putting plug ins to make it better (its like electrolytes for your computer), so WE can monitor things. and stuff. You know, its too complex for your little brain"

whpshw.bsky.social•12 days ago

This is deeply ironic because the New Right has become enamored w/ using postmodern obscurantist lingo to camouflage & elevate what is basically old fashioned racism/misogyny/homophobia (see Yarvin and Peterson), but Adams is too stupid to realize this.

midefd.bsky.social•12 days ago

Fun Fact: Euclid was known as the Benny Hinn/Joel Osteen of his time.

chinajoeflynn.bsky.social•12 days ago

Guy who named Dilbert's dog "Dogbert" is suspicious of complex stuff

bbqdotgov.bsky.social•12 days ago

i before e except after fraud

cocoaenjoyer.bsky.social•12 days ago

Math is just a scam by big math to sell more math books

timhenke.bsky.social•12 days ago

Life itself? Believe it or not, fraud

nakiajpnw.bsky.social•12 days ago

The building of the pyramids? Fraud. Grammar? You better believe that’s a fraud.

toomuchnick.com•12 days ago

People's bodies is solid all through, like a potato

izixs.bsky.social•12 days ago

Just like those numbers with the i in them.

ohiokindasucks.bsky.social•12 days ago

More like the fraudcratic equation

magnets.bsky.social•12 days ago

gottem

mobute.bsky.social•12 days ago

there it is

dogenrinzai.bsky.social•12 days ago

Engineering? Fraud!

agill99.bsky.social•12 days ago

Human existence.....fraud

theworldsgreatestwriter.com•12 days ago

it’s a cover obscuring that many of these so-called numbers aren’t even real

sarahrosenberg.bsky.social•12 days ago

this deserves more likes

nunyabitnez.bsky.social•12 days ago

And to think, 25 years ago Scott Adams had some funny cartoons.

the-murderhobos.bsky.social•12 days ago

Quadratic equation is simple though. It's a special case of a few more basic universal laws/theorems.

pauljgies.bsky.social•12 days ago

Adams is such a doofus, which must be a huge surprise to him. Quantum mechanics is complex, Scotty. Is the Universe's physics just fraud??\

ernekid.bsky.social•12 days ago

The Oxford Comma? you better believe that’s a fraud.

loblaws-balrog.bsky.social•12 days ago

the dilbert guy tried to save us but it was just too damn complicated. i feel like such a dogbert

thebabygoat.bsky.social•12 days ago

What about the Pythagoras theorem?

doctoracularf.bsky.social•12 days ago

Sudoku? Oh you better believe that's fraud

amarshallwriting.bsky.social•12 days ago

"If my smooth brain can't parse it, it's fraud."