I'm writing my own eulogy in Mad Libs form. Whoever is in attendance may fill it in as a group. If you don't know the difference between an adverb and an adjective, please remain silent; people are grieving. - ThreadSky

jackboot.bsky.social • 90 days ago

I'm writing my own eulogy in Mad Libs form. Whoever is in attendance may fill it in as a group. If you don't know the difference between an adverb and an adjective, please remain silent; people are grieving.

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pcsherry.bsky.social•90 days ago

Like when the Dump says "I feel badly for him." Which is simultaneously a lie and ungrammatical.

kat1813.bsky.social•89 days ago

I so love the Grammar Police. I’ve found my people.

shrk1990.bsky.social•90 days ago

I’ll be honest, I filled in spaces using the word “fart” as many times as possible when doing a MadLib.

Still makes me laugh in my 30s.

laurajourneay69.bsky.social•89 days ago

Farther, farted, fartee, farty, factulance, gassy, wind...
Good word

arfaanhashim4u.bsky.social•90 days ago

Good job 👏

jackboot.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thanks. :)

arfaanhashim4u.bsky.social•86 days ago

You're welcome 🤗❤️

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•90 days ago

It could say he thought about Trump

fiercelyeverafter.bsky.social•90 days ago

Good old Jack, who was seventy-poop years old.

jackboot.bsky.social•86 days ago

I hope you're in attendance.

alicyamusial.bsky.social•90 days ago

This is the best thing on the internet today

clumsyninja.bsky.social•90 days ago

Here are some word options: pustule, salacious, lymphatic node, suspiciously, cower, and oxidation.

mabootwo.bsky.social•90 days ago

This is just the best (she thought silently).

mortos707.bsky.social•90 days ago

I've asked my wife, who is from Chicago, that if I go before her that my obituary include the phrase, "Now qualified to vote in Cook county elections"

ennuimageddon.bsky.social•89 days ago

Mad Libs, you say?

Noun: Penis
Adjective: Penisish
Adverb: Penisy

I've got it covered.

riley37.bsky.social•89 days ago

I want someone to step up to the podium with "I'm here to say a word about Riley: abundance."
and then the next person says "Thanks. That means a lot!"

bragofmyheart.bsky.social•90 days ago

This is amazing!!!!

kellycarlin.bsky.social•86 days ago

Brilliant.

Cottage industry for all the big rituals of life!! Wedding toasts, asking to marry someone…

jackboot.bsky.social•86 days ago

Thanks! This is a slightly edited version of a joke I did on Twitter a while back, but ever since I wrote it, I've seriously considered writing this eulogy.

terrywadethompson.bsky.social•90 days ago

Those are fun. Just had a childhood flashback.

dragon-bait.bsky.social•90 days ago

Algernon Sock, the inventor of pussywillows, jingled away last Tuesday at the age of 1,000,000, surrounded by squids.

jackboot.bsky.social•86 days ago

Stop. You're making me... I can't... I'm verklempt.

fetchen.bsky.social•86 days ago

Tears. This is the best thing I’ve read in weeks

jmwcook.bsky.social•90 days ago

I might just do an interpretative dance I think.

bmacster.bsky.social•90 days ago

Love this idea.

dragonlady008.bsky.social•89 days ago

Dirty word Mad Libs are the best...

earthdweller65.bsky.social•89 days ago

Automatic follow!

camlovesbadpuns.bsky.social•90 days ago

dailypleasant.bsky.social•89 days ago

"He died of FARTS in the PENIS"

questergirl.bsky.social•86 days ago

Mad Libs were how I learned all the parts of speech as a kid! My mom bought them all the time, and we played them without knowing the story ahead of time because she'd just ask us for the words. Makes it much funnier.