republicans: big government is destroying america also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families - ThreadSky

acabylonbee.bsky.social • 88 days ago

republicans: big government is destroying america

also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom

democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families

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nelward.bsky.social•88 days ago

what do we want? discounts on DNA tests for business owners making less than $100k operating in low income areas

when do we want it? NOW

starshark.bsky.social•88 days ago

“HOW MANY MINIMUM EMPLOYEES?”
“TWENTY PLUS!”

cornb93.bsky.social•88 days ago

That’s a bit too radical. Please limit this to Pell grant recipients.

zeroeffs.bsky.social•88 days ago

This. Democratic leadership is just about maintaining the status quo and virtue signaling with a few exceptions. They say all the right words and do very little, while the Republicans are making a (successful) speedrun to their 50s-style 'are you a leftist' totalitarian state.

dwarvenfishingrod.bsky.social•88 days ago

Democrat reply ad: "The Republicans want you to think I am pro-transgender biological humans taking a shit. Actually, here's 3 mins of word salad to signal to you the only shit is the one I won't be giving. Please like me."

dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social•72 days ago

republicans: the test will not be affordable for low income families

democrats: ok :)

somearborist.bsky.social•88 days ago

IF THE TESTS ARE AFFORDABLE THEN HOW WILL THE CORPORATIONS MAKE MONEY!?????!!!!

xdresstera.bsky.social•88 days ago

Create subsidies so that we all get to give corporations more money through taxes

somearborist.bsky.social•88 days ago

djvoxel.bsky.social•88 days ago

Also democrats: you can get a tax credit for the dna test but only if you make under $100k for a family of 4

republicans: you're bankrupting the country with handouts!

democrats: ok $75k

oweknow3.bsky.social•88 days ago

Okay, $50k for a family of 5 or more and it requires filling out a nebulous combination of digital and physical forms where any mistake gets your entire application rejected and you must start all over.

toowoke2joke.on.computer•88 days ago

Bernie: "We need a means-tested DNA test. For far too long DNA testing has been the only for the rich and powerful."

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