Imagine invading Canada in a Cybertruck lmao - ThreadSky

gorangligovic.bsky.social • 18 days ago

Imagine invading Canada in a Cybertruck lmao

The State Department has suddenly awoken to the incredible opportunity that is $400 million of expensive and impractical armored Cybertrucks www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

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adamboyle.bsky.social•18 days ago

leavt.bsky.social•18 days ago

oh no it needs charging with power coming from *checks notes* canada's hydro power and also it just snowed 30 cm and it can't move anymore :(

matchlockfairy.bsky.social•18 days ago

getting unreparably stuck in a slight pothole before they even reach the border

suburbandruid.bsky.social•17 days ago

Low-Poly Mobile Coffin.

koldsmed.bsky.social•18 days ago

Good luck 😆

0psychobilly.bsky.social•18 days ago

what do you mean, it's a great idea -- Driving a manned IED can kill 2 birds with one stone

gorangligovic.bsky.social•18 days ago

Lmao

gurdim.bsky.social•18 days ago

not if the IED commits seppuku hundreds and hundreds of metres before hitting the target

gurdim.bsky.social•18 days ago

the blitzkrieg that shocked the world...
the attack penetrated for a whopping
2500
centimetres
into the canadian borders, before succumbing to mechanical failure (surely a bolscevism-fueled sabotage) and to the delight of the canadians who now owns many new shiny hi-tech carrot peelers

meduck.bsky.social•18 days ago

Epoxy spray paint will stick to the stainless steel

baradoralred.bsky.social•18 days ago

Never stop your enemy when he makes a mistake.

anarcane.bsky.social•17 days ago

Is the plan to use their driverless mode to transport them deep within the enemy lines and wait for the lithium-ion battery to explode?

gorangligovic.bsky.social•17 days ago

Either that or hope they choose to ram the enemy instead of their own lines

davidrwitanowski.bsky.social•18 days ago

I honestly thought this was satire until I read a bit of the article. I guess I should keep reminding myself that we're living in a satire in real time and nothing is too ludicrous to be true.

gorangligovic.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oh exactly, it's good to make yourself shock-proof as it were

caligreg.bsky.social•18 days ago

Cyberstuck: A Lemon’s Payday

Armored? Agile? Fearsome? Please.
Cybertruck gets stuck with ease.
It shakes, it cracks, it can’t off-road.
Yet US cash to Musk in loads?

evebolt.bsky.social•13 days ago

It would possibly look a bit like this haha https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGKOP7Tx-p-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

evebolt.bsky.social•18 days ago

If they bring them here, I'm setting up cameras and a popcorn machine. I would love to see one of those deal with the cold and the snow (as we are currently getting like 50 cm of snow in 24hr)

miarrow.bsky.social•18 days ago

Pretty sure you can’t even open them when they freeze

ordoalea.hr•18 days ago

Canada defeated, the soldiers died of laughter.

gorangligovic.bsky.social•18 days ago

Elon's Grande Armée retreats through the harsh winter, their armored cars frantically looking for a post to slam into

ordoalea.hr•18 days ago

Soldiers clapping and screaming "masterfull gambit!" as their not-so-trusty steeds aim, like teen girl, for banderas (Bandera - Lamp Post) on their way to canada.

titaniumrat.bsky.social•18 days ago

Giving russian equipment a run for it's money in the "worthless pile of shit" category

jdavis4245.bsky.social•18 days ago

I guess that is efficiency 🙈

michelleelle.bsky.social•17 days ago

westonfront.bsky.social•18 days ago

Using tax-payers money to prop up manufacturing ? Nice to see the USA embracing Socialism at last. In this case, a very nationalistic kind of Socialism...

gorangligovic.bsky.social•18 days ago

lol right