INTERVIEWER: sell me this pen
ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again
ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again
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where at least I know I'm FREEEEEE*
*worth nothing
I’d take that pen, put it in my pocket, and say “you’re never going to see this pen again. This interview is over.” And I’d leave.