fun fact: Julius Caesar's last known words were, "why's everyone acting so fucking weird???" - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 31 days ago

fun fact: Julius Caesar's last known words were, "why's everyone acting so fucking weird???"

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dly.bsky.social•31 days ago

vibes were HELLA OFF

captainstringbean.bsky.social•31 days ago

felt like the time they threw him a surprise birthday party, but more menacing and less chill

dingledooiss.bsky.social•31 days ago

I thought you were my Bro-tay

imdmingyour.mom•31 days ago

his second to last words were “name a salad after me”

stoffeloni.bsky.social•31 days ago

'guys are you mad at me? 🥺'

-julius caesar

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•31 days ago

“Where’s Elon ?”

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•30 days ago

Caesar: Ey, Brutus! I got a new toga. You like? I hope I don't spill red wine on it 😃

Brutus: *grunts uncomfortably*

Caesar: I said I hope I don't spill red wine on my new toga! Because that's the way with new pure white togas, right? .... ... Brutus, I hope i don't get my new white toga messy!