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Another week of blood boiling, piss stained, volcanic horseshit as leprechaun shagging variance milkers dance in a meadow of 4 leaf clovers, whilst Iโm sat looking for points like Marky fucking Mark.
Let's dive the hell in.
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Another week of blood boiling, piss stained, volcanic horseshit as leprechaun shagging variance milkers dance in a meadow of 4 leaf clovers, whilst Iโm sat looking for points like Marky fucking Mark.
Let's dive the hell in.
Comments
McCarthy managed to make 8 saves and still be the worst player on the pitch.
Gifting Liverpool two goals, he then went the right way for Salahโs penalty but just refused to raise his hands in case they got torn off.
Which would have been a fucking blessing.
A performance of totemic ineptitude, Bassey, Shirley no relation, allowed Wolves the freedom of his own fucking penalty box
He completed zero tackles, headers and duels. I mean, thatโs literally your fucking job mate?
Anybody who didnโt own Cunha was in serious FPL Discomfortโฆ
The entire City backline was terrible, but at this point playing Kyle Walker is like breaking one of your ankles before stepping on to the pitch.
He has gone from great, to good, to average to oh my fucking god what is happening in like 6 months.
Speaking of players in decline, Arne Slot is doing such a good job that itโs going barely unnoticed that he is consistently playing a drunk child at full back.
Robertson got 43 assists in 4 seasons once.
He now has 2 in his last 2 years.
People bought him. People actually bought him. They didn't just say they would for clickbait.
In November 2024 people used real transfers on Lucas Digne.
There are no words. No decision in history has been more deserving of failure than this.
You absolute fucking pillocks.
Certain Utd players will need to improve, and fast, under their new manager.
Garnacho is a diamond so rough heโs essentially coal.
He has laid on just 10 chances all season, at a rate less than such creative luminaries as Ryan Christie, Ashley Young & Will fucking Hughes.
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Keep up the great work man ๐