(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade , - ThreadSky

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afraidofwasps.bsky.social • 118 days ago

(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion

Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,

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sidestepcentral.bsky.social•117 days ago

I mean it’s more economically efficient because it’s cheaper and heals more than a Super Potion. Medicinal science has failed the trainers.

mithos343.bsky.social•117 days ago

I mean, it's true, but the Level 21 Raticate holding onto consciousness thinks that's cold comfort

tokuto.bsky.social•117 days ago

"I need professional medical atten-"

I have a purple spray bottle and a Dasani dude we gotta make do

mithos343.bsky.social•117 days ago

Yeah I'm like 10 years old and also the local mafia is going after us. We're gonna have to figure shit out

tokuto.bsky.social•117 days ago

No time dude. We have to go speak directly to the living earthly form of the god who built this world

tokuto.bsky.social•117 days ago

If Pokémon was a smidge more realistic then I imagine being an EMT would be absolutely fucking hellish

tokuto.bsky.social•117 days ago

The amount of foreign-body removal would be horrifyingly high when half of your apartment block owns a small rat that can routinely make impact craters on command

tokuto.bsky.social•117 days ago

FACT: Over 12% of Alolan citizens are suffering from or at risk of alveolar hemorrhaging from all of the GODDAMN DUST CLOUDS. PLEASE STOP BLOWING THINGS UP WHILE IN THE VOLCANIC ASH FIELDS.

cburke.bsky.social•118 days ago

Pokémon police breaking up a dog fighting ring with their dog-like Pokémon.

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