Some girls get drunk at bachelorette parties. My claim to fame is eating 40 baby carrots. I’m on a whole different level. - ThreadSky

alexaray.bsky.social • 124 days ago

Some girls get drunk at bachelorette parties. My claim to fame is eating 40 baby carrots. I’m on a whole different level.

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chiefsadface.bsky.social•123 days ago

Did your skin turn a different color?
I've heard that's the case but maybe long term

carminaiguana.bsky.social•123 days ago

So, no deficiency of Carrot Teen?

alexkahill-233.bsky.social•123 days ago

Funny

louchadore.bsky.social•123 days ago

Like with hummus? Or did you just start gnawing by the handful

somekhfan.bsky.social•124 days ago

Only baby carrots.

jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•123 days ago

Uh, were you the bride? 😅

danthiell.bsky.social•124 days ago

Me and my crew? More like me and my crudités!

thirteenball.bsky.social•123 days ago

It always amazes me that anyone over that side of the pond can be bothered with even saying 'bachelor' or 'bachelorette'.

In the UK it's 'stag' and 'hen'.

Much easier to say when the alcoholic haze descends....

(Also; pro carrot numbers BTW.)

kekulesdream.bsky.social•123 days ago

Is that a euphemism?

lexie1179.bsky.social•123 days ago

😏chuckling

donpbenz.bsky.social•123 days ago

Cool Hand Luke: not 50?

whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social•123 days ago

The remake of that was cancelled due to the price of eggs, such a shame.

donpbenz.bsky.social•122 days ago

🤣

n7memo.bsky.social•124 days ago

Honestly, respect. 🫡 Your vision must be excellent.

crasterimage.bsky.social•123 days ago

What happened next?

txdicky.bsky.social•123 days ago

You stay away from me "Alexa"... I don't trust you... And all the carrot baby death... Unless they are steamed in a stew.

vincentahtch.bsky.social•124 days ago

With or without dipping sauce?
If ‘with’ what flavor(s)?

ickisthemeatfairy.bsky.social•123 days ago

At my older brother's first wedding, I ran around to ask the reception tables at ate every single olive.

I threw them all up about an hour later. It was a lot of olives.

suzanneraether.bsky.social•123 days ago

That jaw tho

ptsky.bsky.social•123 days ago

at once?

patheticmeat.bsky.social•124 days ago

Why?

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