Some girls get drunk at bachelorette parties. My claim to fame is eating 40 baby carrots. I’m on a whole different level. - ThreadSky

alexaray.bsky.social • 6 days ago

Some girls get drunk at bachelorette parties. My claim to fame is eating 40 baby carrots. I’m on a whole different level.

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chiefsadface.bsky.social•5 days ago

Did your skin turn a different color?
I've heard that's the case but maybe long term

carminaiguana.bsky.social•5 days ago

So, no deficiency of Carrot Teen?

alexkahill-233.bsky.social•5 days ago

Funny

breeznbyu2.bsky.social•5 days ago

With or without ranch dip? It makes a difference lol

elmmuchomacho.bsky.social•5 days ago

Like with hummus? Or did you just start gnawing by the handful

somekhfan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Only baby carrots.

jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•5 days ago

Uh, were you the bride? 😅

danthiell.bsky.social•6 days ago

Me and my crew? More like me and my crudités!

thirteenball.bsky.social•5 days ago

It always amazes me that anyone over that side of the pond can be bothered with even saying 'bachelor' or 'bachelorette'.

In the UK it's 'stag' and 'hen'.

Much easier to say when the alcoholic haze descends....

(Also; pro carrot numbers BTW.)

kekulesdream.bsky.social•5 days ago

Is that a euphemism?

lexie1179.bsky.social•5 days ago

😏chuckling

donpbenz.bsky.social•5 days ago

Cool Hand Luke: not 50?

whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social•5 days ago

The remake of that was cancelled due to the price of eggs, such a shame.

donpbenz.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣

n7memo.bsky.social•6 days ago

Honestly, respect. 🫡 Your vision must be excellent.

crasterimage.bsky.social•6 days ago

What happened next?

txdicky.bsky.social•5 days ago

You stay away from me "Alexa"... I don't trust you... And all the carrot baby death... Unless they are steamed in a stew.

vincentahtch.bsky.social•6 days ago

With or without dipping sauce?
If ‘with’ what flavor(s)?

ickisthemeatfairy.bsky.social•5 days ago

At my older brother's first wedding, I ran around to ask the reception tables at ate every single olive.

I threw them all up about an hour later. It was a lot of olives.

suzanneraether.bsky.social•5 days ago

That jaw tho

straydogstrut.bsky.social•6 days ago

The real question here is: with or without ranch?

ptsky.bsky.social•6 days ago

at once?

patheticmeat.bsky.social•6 days ago

Why?

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