Right now I would invest in any company that sells horse dewormer, coffee bean extract, or leeches - ThreadSky

borowitzreport.bsky.social • 113 days ago

Right now I would invest in any company that sells horse dewormer, coffee bean extract, or leeches

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alexstamp1.bsky.social•111 days ago

Have you already converted all your stock holdings into Bitcoin?

trudiamond.bsky.social•112 days ago

The Republican Party has cornered the market on leeches.

ctinstyle.bsky.social•113 days ago

Turmeric kills worms

thebirthdayman.bsky.social•113 days ago

You laugh, but this is the "efficient market hypothesis" at work 🥴🥴. Elon promotes his shit coin and fedora incels make a dollar.

margoinva.bsky.social•113 days ago

Don't forget ketchup packets - when his picks don't do exactly as he says there will be ketchup on the walls at the WH again.

joyseacrew.bsky.social•113 days ago

McDonald’s.
There seems to be a revived interest in consuming Big Macs…

handle.invalid•113 days ago

Locust removal

headlong42.bsky.social•112 days ago

And bleach 😂

lisa-pisa.bsky.social•112 days ago

what the fuck is coffee bean extract?

a cup of coffee?

😹😹😹

xenomorphlv426.bsky.social•113 days ago

Also, snake oil and washcloths for foreheads.

jdm24.bsky.social•113 days ago

Don’t forget bleach, paote and Hyena penis.

gracealison.bsky.social•113 days ago

LOL

bigbirdrb.bsky.social•112 days ago

And prisons.

thesandslide.bsky.social•113 days ago

Don't forget WWE fighters!

nomorediarreah.bsky.social•113 days ago

Bleach, too!

jasonpaul.bsky.social•112 days ago

alisonhms.bsky.social•113 days ago

Are peach pits still a thing?

lastoftheapteryx.bsky.social•113 days ago

Chlorine. Don’t short the chlorine.

rogueplog.bsky.social•113 days ago

Are essential oils part of the scam? I can’t remember.

sturnellamagna.bsky.social•112 days ago

Homeopathy was, so little vials of plain water!

rogueplog.bsky.social•111 days ago

I left mine out in the moonlight of the Beaver Moon to charge up.

laurastoobusy.bsky.social•113 days ago

Or raw milk...

They won't have product liability insurance so you are on your own when you slowly die of Salmonella, E. coli, Listeria, Campylobacter, etc.

thehappiestcollie.bsky.social•112 days ago

Got some brain worms for sale.... Only the best 🪱

connemara-woman.bsky.social•113 days ago

I won’t even use ivermectin on my horses.

mossygoddess.bsky.social•112 days ago

Add hydrogen peroxide to that list. Also, wasn't there the ultraviolet lights up the ass, or something close?

ruekat1.bsky.social•112 days ago

I’m going to corner the raw milk market.

crkolarz.bsky.social•113 days ago

I find that rather…odd🥹

jadedgirl6.bsky.social•113 days ago

Hey Andy!

storyheadjill.bsky.social•112 days ago

Right?? Contact me for herbs you can grow at home. 😉
(Not intended as medical advice, or to replace acute care.)
But, you know... health support. 💚

my-ebonyeyes.bsky.social•113 days ago

+toilet paper

paul-streen.bsky.social•113 days ago

My financial advisor is encouraging me to invest in iron lung machines.

brentcrude.bsky.social•112 days ago

ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social•112 days ago

Don’t forget about ketchup, face bronzer, raw milk & adult diapers!

emshelopilot.bsky.social•112 days ago

Iron lungs..

kevincousins.bsky.social•112 days ago

Way ahead of you. 😎

ambimom.bsky.social•112 days ago

Leeches actually clean surgical wounds very efficiently.

cocobird.bsky.social•113 days ago

Wire hangers.

dactyl78.bsky.social•113 days ago

Don't forget bleach

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