I do not want a health secretary whose head appears to be made of distressed leather - ThreadSky

borowitzreport.bsky.social • 42 days ago

I do not want a health secretary whose head appears to be made of distressed leather

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kadrine.bsky.social•42 days ago

And the thought processes of a quacking duck.

robluesky.bsky.social•42 days ago

We used to call it Arizona suitcase.

simplythee.bsky.social•42 days ago

That contained/contains fishing bait

denvercatlzdy.bsky.social•42 days ago

Perhaps someone should talk to him about sun exposure. A real physician?

drvita.bsky.social•41 days ago

I don’t want one who testified in court that a brain worm left him too disabled to work.

ktsheak.bsky.social•42 days ago

Distressed leather inside and out

v12merlin.bsky.social•42 days ago

Who ever thought that you’d be able to describe a politician’s complexion as “corrected grain?”

desertdiva2024.bsky.social•42 days ago

I thought it was just me!

allymae.bsky.social•41 days ago

He just pulled his head outta a buffalo's ass, this is the result.

macgupta.bsky.social•42 days ago

> I do not want a health secretary whose head appears to be made of distressed leather

Yeah, no DEI for leathery cephalics.

cutmeslack.bsky.social•42 days ago

Reminds me of the movie, “A Different Man.”

helendiana.bsky.social•36 days ago

😂

furgiuele.bsky.social•42 days ago

And yet, if he’s defeated, Trump will slip through someone who does the exact same destructive things. It will be push out Bork, get Clarence. I’d rather Kennedy be confirmed because at least the MSM will potentially pay attention to what he does.

gerenm.bsky.social•42 days ago

I don’t mind if it looks like leather, but I would rather not have a health secretary whose head is /full of/ leather!

michael-in-rome.bsky.social•42 days ago

I'm not a doctor but, being a

doctor would be good.

robinmariee.bsky.social•42 days ago

I can't get football head out of my thoughts now

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