Some Republicans propose adding Trump to Mt Rushmore. I would support that, as long as he is not given a means of getting down from it - ThreadSky

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Some Republicans propose adding Trump to Mt Rushmore. I would support that, as long as he is not given a means of getting down from it

I like the association of Trump and dynamite, but I have different ideas about it.

We should treat him like a Greek god, specially Prometheus. Chained to Mt Rushmore with an eagle visiting every day, who wouldn’t be happy?

Wouldn't splat do?

For historical accuracy in the sculpture, he would have to be mooning the others.

There’s not enough rock there to portray that big of a dick

as long as he gets added under mt rushmore

They’ll run outta orange paint before they finish…

If we're talking in the literal sense of adding Trump's head...I'm down with this.

I don't think there is room for an enormous ass there....

I say we put him on a rocket to Mars.

If he turns around, bends over, and drops his pants to pose, I could probably go along with it

Down in the scree would be a good site.

Perfect!

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