AGING MUTANT Turtle Moscow Mitch finally retires hiding under his centuries old shell hopefully forevah. Elaine offers a cuppa of Chinese tea, with poison or no?
Putin has played the long game and is finally winning the cold war. Pretty soon Russia will get Poland and the U.S. can join the new and improved Warsaw pact. You kids out there, the Warsaw pact was like NATO but for countries controlled by Russia, collectively it was called the USSR. Fun stuff!
There once was a traitor named Mitch
Who scratched his political itch
With power and money.
You know what was funny?
Turns out he was just Putin's bitch.
McConnell spent his entire career derailing our democracy, and now he's jumping ship, hoping that history won't remember his corruption. Sorry, Mitch. The smart people of this country remember everything.
He'll not be remembered as an American hero, or as a servant of its people. He had chances to do the right thing. Many chances. Over and over he failed.
Jesus has caused the scales to fall from his eyes! No more speaking in tongues! Truth now flowing from the mouth of this Kentucky reptile this tortoise-like Judas.
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Who scratched his political itch
With power and money.
You know what was funny?
Turns out he was just Putin's bitch.