I was riding in an old car, and an idiot in a late model car decided to take a left turn, in front of us, across the left lane from the right, going the same direction that we were driving. We crashed. Their car was totaled. The old car I was in had a broken light. Yeah...thinking it wasn't the cat.
"Ah, that looks pretty bad, we'd better get a photo for insuran--whoa. Lady! LADY You need to come stand here with your Hitler cat right now! No questions!"
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