Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, didn’t want to waste a drop of his own jet fuel, so he hitched a free ride on Air Force One—courtesy of taxpayers. Why burn his own money when Uncle Sam can foot the bill? Maybe he even asked for free snacks on board to really maximize his savings.
You know the only reason he’s toting that kid around is because he fears assassins. He figures if he puts his kid on his shoulders people won’t shoot him. He’s literally using that kid as a human shield.
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This is the energy we need! During Mardi Gras the swasticars were drove off the parade route- pelted with beads. Cracked their cheap ass windows.
Also, the People's House is a great place to come down off of katamine.
It isn't waste because in America the rich have more rights
Elon loves his Mommy
Dearest
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#durisnonfrangor #elbowsup