the Pacific Northwest is very ugly, it rains all the time, and everything is made of soggy hemp - ThreadSky

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karlbode.com • 153 days ago

the Pacific Northwest is very ugly, it rains all the time, and everything is made of soggy hemp

Plus you can only leave by treacherous mountain pass due to orcas.

karlbode.com•152 days ago

I'm ok with that part actually

some say the guide, clad in worn flannel, once played bass in a grunge band.

Zero good restaurants.

karlbode.com•152 days ago

there is simply no sushi

Yep, nobody should ever visit. Leave us to our lonely beaches and lakes and trees. You wouldn't want to see them.

Don't forget the Dangers!

and they can't even control their water , it will just randomly decide to fall.

just too dangerous to ever go there.

You don't want none of this, Dewey!

Plus, the air is stale.
(I'm helping, right?)

karlbode.com•152 days ago

omg I forgot the stale air

And beware during the Pacific Tree Octopus mating season (April through October).

... until the beached slugs drive them away for a few months.

True, especially West Seattle

karlbode.com•152 days ago

entirely too much satanism

It's all the churches

And the uber thick cloud cover that sucks the oxygen out of your lungs

karlbode.com•152 days ago

gah! Ugly! Post a trigger warning next time

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