*at the red lobster*
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
Comments
waiter: "We have a code blue, I repeat, code blue"
(the prequel, your welcome)
me: I will have the chili
waiter: ok
BEHOLD. THE RED LOBSTER.
That'll be 16,99$.
lobster 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
me: I will have Carl's Jr.
waiter: sorry, that belongs to Carl
me: i will the have lobster red
okay: waiter
me: i will talk to red robin
waiter: ok
red robin: yum
me: i will have the green lobster
waiter: what the fuck
Me: I'll have the red lobster.
*no one anwers cause the building is abandoned.*
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter(evil): a lobster? that's red?
are you feeling numb
-yes it is
-give me one
-take it
me: I will have five guys
Cashier: there's only two of us