There are two kinds of kobolds in this world. Kobolds who drink coffee and kobolds who drink tea. - ThreadSky

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster • 72 days ago

There are two kinds of kobolds in this world. Kobolds who drink coffee and kobolds who drink tea.

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adorabold.bsky.social•72 days ago

What about hot cocoa?

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•72 days ago

All kobolds drink hot cocoa. But only in December. That's the annual truce month for the tea drinker vs. coffee drinker war.

fakekraid.bsky.social•72 days ago

It keeps me very busy too

rivernoodl.bsky.social•72 days ago

And then there’s THIS DUMB SKINK *shows kobold drinking dirty chai*

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•71 days ago

The horror!!! 😱

3koboldcoat.bsky.social•72 days ago

*Sllllluurrp*

Hmm?

rivernoodl.bsky.social•72 days ago

*narrows eyes* despicable.

cosmokobold.bsky.social•71 days ago

i drink beer get on my level (i also drink coffee but shhh)

slomnir.bsky.social•72 days ago

What about kobold who drinks out the puddle they found outside of the 7-eleven on eighth and 43rd with the slurpee cup floating in it and- oh fuck yeah is that piña colada??

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•72 days ago

There's exceptions to every rule. 😄

zeuzio.bsky.social•71 days ago

Dragons drink both, but tend to have a preference

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•70 days ago

I feel like the majority of dragons would prefer tea, tho. They all seem sophisticated. 😊

zeuzio.bsky.social•70 days ago

Hey, dragons sometimes needs to rely on a chemical dependency to get through the day too!

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•70 days ago

Doesn't tea have caffeine in it too, tho?

zeuzio.bsky.social•70 days ago

...shhhh x3

fluffykobold.bsky.social•72 days ago

Takes sippy from maple syrup bottle

Begins to vibrate

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•72 days ago

Maple syrup is dangerous to all but the bravest of kobolds. Most can't handle the sugar zoomies! 😳

fluffykobold.bsky.social•71 days ago

Kobold takes big sip from the maple syrup
Kobold can handle it
I have many of them
* Hands you a handle

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•71 days ago

*Drinks just one (1) drop of it and gets the zoomies* 😳

koboldvori.bsky.social•72 days ago

Mostly coffee, but I do like a good chai!

golawaya.bsky.social•72 days ago

Tea thank you

stevengaming123.bsky.social•71 days ago

coffee, my body refuses tea unless I'm sick or dehydrated, other than that, bleh

koboldkumbucha.bsky.social•72 days ago

Your kobold card. Hand it over.

>Gains 1x [Punch Card Point]

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•71 days ago

*Takes my kobold card back* 😈

glitterdisaster.bsky.social•72 days ago

What if the kobold drinks both near daily

scalieshutterbug.yip.monster•72 days ago

It would cause an imbalance in the universe! 😮

glitterdisaster.bsky.social•72 days ago

Uh oh

justrockythings.bsky.social•72 days ago

Mmmm teaaaa

amberthewyrm.bsky.social•72 days ago

Miek likes orange juice :)

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