*sitting next to a woman in her 70’s who worked with Fauci on AIDS research*
woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now”
me: ok but what if I ordered tequila
woman: listen
woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now”
me: ok but what if I ordered tequila
woman: listen
Comments
me: I do, I do know what you mean
woman:
me: is it vaccines? because I feel like it’s vaccines
woman: vaccines
me: I have always said this
woman: *leaves a $20 tip on a $15 check*
woman: you know, the problem is, men will never see past a woman’s tits? she’s just too beautiful. it’s a problem.
If I really have to narrow it down to just 2, I’d say:
1) sanitation
2) modern medicine
Vaccines are DEFINITELY an essential part of modern medicine…
…but I’d never leave out birth control, abortion, antibiotics, antivirals, antiparasitics, etc
…but she said the top 2, so…🤷🏻♀️
All three saved or allowed to happen billions of lives.
https://sense.com/consumer-blog/how-laundry-day-disappeared/
https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/ruth-schwartz-cowan/more-work-for-mother/9780465047321/?lens=basic-books
Guuurl, let’s hang.
But maybe they'd tip me better if I tried the tequila
Nice gig if you can swing it.
Two tequila
Theee tequila
Score!
Man, autocorrupt is vicious.
Thank you all for being fluent in autocorrect garbling