The US will present a seven-point peace plan today, reports The Telegraph, citing sources. The US proposal is as follows: 1. Ukraine must abandon its claims to Crimea. 2. Cessation of hostilities along the current front line - ThreadSky

repjackkimble.bsky.social • 6 days ago

The US will present a seven-point peace plan today, reports The Telegraph, citing sources. The US proposal is as follows:

1. Ukraine must abandon its claims to Crimea.
2. Cessation of hostilities along the current front line

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repjackkimble.bsky.social•6 days ago

3. A series of greeting cards will be signed by no less that 60% of the Ukrainian population thanking President Trump.
4. Direct negotiations between Ukraine and the Russian Federation.

repjackkimble.bsky.social•6 days ago

5. If Russia invades at least 6 countries that were formerly members of the Soviet Union, they will be entitled to a 7th country of equal or lesser value free.
6. The United States agrees to surrender to Russia.
7. All adult Ukrainian males will be required to buy Teslas and wear suits at all times

imthatholly.bsky.social•6 days ago

I've never seen Elon Musk in a suit, but dressed slobily, so that seems hypocritical.

mariablack.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂🤣

callanrm.bsky.social•6 days ago

At this point I wouldn't be totally shocked if this was the actual proposal

planetabsurdia.bsky.social•6 days ago

As expected.

janabw81.bsky.social•6 days ago

Didn’t we already do number 6?

bluesmobile.bsky.social•6 days ago

8. Dementia Don will have a second button installed next to his Diet Coke button, but this one will immediately have a Russian prostitute piss in his mouth.