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Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi. E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
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I am very happy to be sponsoring the HAWLEY Act to help lawmakers escape rampaging crowds of supporters. HAWLEY ACT Helping All Worries Lawmakers Escape Yokels Act H.R. [XXXX] Introduced in the House of Representatives Sponsor: Representative Jack Kimble (CA-54) Introduced: April 28, 2025

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Before I saw Donald Trump kissing Melania, I thought the final scene from Casablanca was the most romantic thing I'd ever see at an airport. I was wrong. youtu.be/5n7OjOXKtMc?...

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

I never thought our own Constitution would go all woke but here we are.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

With the selection of Grey Zabel by the Seahawks and Colston Loveland by the Bears, this is the first time the University of Bridgerton has ever had two first round picks. #NFLDraft

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

With their first round pick, the Bears drafted tight end Colston Loveland from the University of Bridgerton #NFLDraft

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Another Trump win! According to Scott Bessent, the Chinese are seriously considering letting us drop our tariffs on them.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

I don't do a lot of plugging and when I do, it's usually for myself, but I wanted to draw your attention to @drewkennedymusic.com. He followed me on Twitter so I followed him and then I heard his music and I was like "I like this!" I am no fan of a lot of today's Nashville country

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

The US will present a seven-point peace plan today, reports The Telegraph, citing sources. The US proposal is as follows: 1. Ukraine must abandon its claims to Crimea. 2. Cessation of hostilities along the current front line

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

Democrats will never understand our willingness to expose ourselves.

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments

I was eating lunch and somebody stole my wallet with $168,000 in it in small unmarked bills!

submitted 8 days ago • 38 comments

I’m sorry to say, but I wouldn’t want Pete Hegseth at My AA Meeting

submitted 9 days ago • 32 comments

Obviously, they don't now. However, I'm convinced that with some serious rebranding and a catchy jingle we can change that.

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

Watching the amazing @stonekettle.bsky.social get lambasted by people not getting simple and obvious sarcasm from somebody who has shown where he stood time after time made me feel much better about people not getting this account.

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Sometimes, as Christians it's tempting to use Easter to settle old scores and air our grievances. Let's not forget the real reason for the holiday--swift and cruel justice to criminals who aren't in elected office.

submitted 10 days ago • 26 comments

Happy Easter! My favorite Easter story will always be after Jesus was crucified, they placed him near 2 criminals. One of them repented saying, this man has done nothing wrong. Jesus spent the last hours of his life mocking them and telling them they should have complied.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Interesting day. I had a Taiwanese talk show and a British politician talking about my plan to sell beef to India while a Spanish newspaper covered my gaffe where I called the leader of El Salvador President Bukkake. I’ve learned so many new ways to say I’m a fucking idiot.

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

Es descacharrante que ABC no haya retirado esta pieza de su pagina web: sigue estando ahora mismo, que eGarante no permite mentir sobre estas cosas. Menuda fiabilidad. La noticia es FALSA. Ese congresista no existe: es un personaje satírico. www.abc.es/internaciona...

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