One of the weird things about the world is that sometimes a body will just say “fuck it! Ducks solve crimes” and we all just go along with it. - ThreadSky

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amazonchique.bsky.social • 263 days ago

One of the weird things about the world is that sometimes a body will just say “fuck it! Ducks solve crimes” and we all just go along with it.

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the fact that none of them refer to themselves as a "ducktective" is criminal

much like being an engineer, many states have extremely stringent licensing requirements if you want to use the title “Ducktective”

Now I'm waiting for the RuneQuest community to get on this.

The people crave a duck that is a detective!

The last one has quite the title.

Little know fact is ducks have a crime gland which compels them to either commit or solve crimes

zoroark.ca•263 days ago

Granted Duckman probably did more crimes than he solved.

Every now and then I laugh that a small flock of ducks are adventure heroes renowned across the world,

Would a duck wear a deerstalker if they *couldn't* solve crimes?

I think not.

Duck history begs to differ

Ducks may stalk deer. But do they wear deerstalkers?

How many ducks who wear deerstalkers haven't solved crimes?

Four.

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