When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
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Brother went 1st to get the car...than I went but stood by backdoor as Mom is disabled and might need help...
We explained later that mom didn't feel well...
We haven't been back since.
(preferably with your cousins off-site before the festivities 🙃😏)
#ThanksgivingSurvival
- Cousin Eddie
All the teens come back smelling like weed, and strangely, so does the garage
All you gotta do is go get another drink, but it helps to out a tv in the garage first
Takes a while, she loses track of time, meets up with a few other escape artists, and she might get lost .. who knows
She doesn't remember
That is your quote.
Happy Thanksgiving 😁
I think I left the oven on...
Absolute GENIUS! 👍😀
Tell one table that 'Uncle George & Aunt Grace couldn't come this year' & the other that 'Bubba-Ray & Bekky-Sue were busy'. Everyone gets turkey & nobody argues.
They will all KNOW, but keep shtum.
The biggest argument I anticipate today is my cats arguing for MOAR TURKEY RIGHT MEOW.
There.
Fixed it for you.
There are services for that. Book one.
Mom and Bro usually got into "who's right" riffs.
I took a bowl to kitchen so often (and stayed) both teen daughters cued in and did same. There we stood while I tried to talk them into returning:
"Not if you get to stay here..."😂
Youngest sliding under table works too.
will try this.
I'm fairly sure there are no hidden MAGA'S but it's not generally a topic of discussion
I'm curious to see if anyone brings up tarifs/other impending nightmare scenarios but doubt it'll be discussed at length
They behave.
Or I throw them out.
And I found you only have to throw them out once.
I have zero-tolerance for poor behavior - family or friend.
And foes never cross my threshold.
Slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
No need to be coy, Roy. Drop off the key, Lee, and set yourself free.
Mind you it will be tough for many RW govt made thousands redundant & hi unemployment