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slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com • 19 days ago

I’d be such a good doctor

Yeah I bet

Thank you, nurse. I am a great doctor

Still think it's the cheese

Look, I gave 7 doses of nitroglycerin. And if they aren’t better that’s on them

What they won't tell you in the Doctor MD game is that some patient's don't want to get better. It's the Kobayashi Maru all over again

That may wear off soon, you should start up fentanyl immediately.

gave him morphine, fentanyl, ketamine and knocked him unconscious and then diagnosed him with anthrax and discharged him. I am a real doctor.

jmnetwork.uk•19 days ago

I gave him morphine, told him we were going to have to take his kidneys and sent him to surgery.

He needs mouse bites to get all the cheese out of his body

What is this game

It’s called Full Code

Explaining to the patient that one way to diagnose a stroke is to have them explain their symptoms in a 90's style Will Smith rap.

He needs mousebites to live

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