I know it might be exhausting
To think of how much she’s costing
She might give you wrinkles
Eating all the blue sprinkles
Just do not use the teal frosting
I once taught an edible art class, and brought sprinkles to decorate our art projects with. I got distracted answering a student's question and turned around to find my shakers EMPTY and students tipping the last of them back like shot glasses.💀
Hahaha! I’m dead. Mind you this reminds me of when my son ate too much beetroot.
We were almost out the door to the ER when I realised what had happened.
Preparing for day surgery I could not have solid food and nothing with red or orange. So I bought a bunch of boxes of blue Jello. I ate blue Jello all day resulting in green pee. That was a surprise.
Learned about methylene blue from MASH. The colour passes through the kidneys and so forth mostly intact, making your urine a nice, festive blue, yaay! 😆
This reminds me of the time when my son came running to me, scared out of his tree, telling me I need to come and look at his poop. That was a first! Checked it out, and it was neon lime green! He denied getting into the lime Jello and eating a packet of it. 🙄😉
I once encountered a zookeeper in the red panda exhibit at the national zoo. They needed a stool sample from one specific red panda so they put glitter in its food the day before, and they were looking for the glittery poop. Fricking genius.
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To think of how much she’s costing
She might give you wrinkles
Eating all the blue sprinkles
Just do not use the teal frosting
Removed under anesthesia.
#surgerynurse
I had to assure her that it wasn't blood. I had eaten birthday cake with a lot of red icing.
We were almost out the door to the ER when I realised what had happened.
Play nice!
Turns 30 this month.
For whom the bowel teals...
Learned about methylene blue from MASH. The colour passes through the kidneys and so forth mostly intact, making your urine a nice, festive blue, yaay! 😆
What parent hasn't been there?😆