Elon is definitely working on technology that will allow him to impregnate people through skin contact. Never touch. Probably Gorn-style, and will just infect people with parasitic Elon clones.
Pretty sure there's no evidence that Biden or other politicians are sock puppeting multiple accounts to boost engagement and give the illusion that her quixotic hate campaign is more popular than it is.
In fact, there are few more in your future adminstration I wouldn‘t want to touch me.
As they say: I don‘t know where they‘ve been. Or worse: I do know where they‘ve been.
Oh I disagree George. I would shake all of their hands. I would shake them so damn hard their ancestors would have brain damage. 10 generations from now they would still be suffering
If you are macron Donald shakes your hand like a crazy man if Trudeau he shakes you down like a gangster. But if you are Putin he throws himself to the ground and kiss ass.
If you ever meet a hand shaker like Donald Trump, step into it before he can pull or twist. Invade his personal space, really close up, nose to nose basically, and firmly grab his elbow or shoulder with your other hand.
It's a reverse ambush.
Feels weird, but works.
Justin Trudeau managed it. I believe he did judo. When Trump took his hand and went to pull it toward himself, Trudeau put his left hand on Trump’s shoulder so he didn’t get pulled off balance.
Another example of them all being liars and sociopaths. Historical intent of a handshake includes:
"By extending their empty right hands, strangers could show that they were not holding weapons and bore no ill will toward one another."
Thats one thing I WILL hold against Biden and Harris. You just know Biden and Harris will be on hand to shake TrAmps hand when he comes to take power. You just know they will. TrAmp doesnt deserve that respect.
If Trump goes fwd with mass round ups, separations & deportation threats, both he and Miller will likely join putin in receiving arrest warrants by the ICC. Will the ICC tap Smith's services -again & for this purpose? Conflict of interest? Nah... not much!
Four people… And the guy you know that doesn’t wash his hands after going to the toilet in a bar… though you might have captured them in your first three.
Wasn’t there a video of Mark Zuckerberg trying to surreptitiously dispose of a globule of phlegm he’d coughed up. And he ends up just smushing it into his hand before shaking some dude’s hand? I did a google search or two but then was like “Omg, researching Zuckersnots is *not* what I’m doing today”
first time i ever heard of pete hegseth was a viral clip on fox news telling his co-hosts about how he rarely washes his hands since they don't look dirty and he doesn't believe in germs or bacteria... since he can't see them... yea, it is best just never to touch any conservatives at all.
Putin - definitely has blood on
tRump - small, and you will have that orange dust on your hands like when you eat cheese puff.
Nancy Mace - they are brittle like twigs apparently
Hegseth - 10 years of whatever the hell on them
One time a butterfly landed on Nancy Mace's shoulder. The doctor said she has never seen such a crying baby. Doctor didn't believe her shoulder dislocated and sent Nancy home with a lollipop
The Dalai Lama was once asked what he’d do at a dinner with Pol Pot and Hitler. He paused and then said, “Well, I’d shoot them, but I wouldn’t be angry.”
Nancy Mace appears to have an unhealthy need for constant media attention that is rather pathetic. She also seems to exhibit some concerning mental health issues that she clearly should be seeking help for.
Shake Putin's hand the chances you will "acidentally" fall out of a window rise exponentially; trump's hand the chances of being diagnosed with a mental illness rise exponentially; and mace, guaranteed to get an assault charge. Can we add Elon to the list, too?
could you encourage trans men to hang out in the women's bathroom in the capital? Especially if Mace is going in it? I'd love to catch her reaction to seeing not lovely Trans WOMEN there, but some masculine trans men. Maybe like Seth Marnin? I'm guessing Johnson & team did not think this through
When Shinzo Abe was manhandled by Trumps double handed handshake HE didnt cry like a baby like Mace did. But maybe that is cuz we had a photo of the handshake and could easily prove there was no physical harm - only emotional damage.
Vladimir Putin because his hands give you poison. Donald tRump because his hands are infected with whats found in his diapper. Nancy Mace because fuck Nancy, thats why.
I know we all want 2 enjoy our holidays, and this trump shxt has become incredibly tiresome,but we really need to haul our axx 2 Washington & protest this sxit or we WILL lose our democracy.
We...r...fked..if we let him take office!!!
I don't want 3 protest either,but my calling is getting strong
I didn’t realize Nancy mace was such a delicate flower. She sounds tougher on Faux. Guess that just goes to show that some people can fake being tough.
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Shaking the hand of Benjamin Netanyahu? As long as you don't mind wiping off the blood...
💙🇺🇸🖖🏻. (It must be very surreal to be part of something so iconic.) 💖💙🇺🇸
busy, curled in a fist
waiting for instructions from an
angry brain.
As they say: I don‘t know where they‘ve been. Or worse: I do know where they‘ve been.
I realized she had a worse problem.
He needs to recognize that he cannot and will not move the will of God.
Donald Trump will be moved by the will of God or burn in eternal hellfire.
I will burn in eternal hellfire if I am not moved by the will of God.
So will you. No escape.
It's a reverse ambush.
Feels weird, but works.
The clip included the following sit down where Trump appeared very subdued.
"By extending their empty right hands, strangers could show that they were not holding weapons and bore no ill will toward one another."
https://www.history.com/news/what-is-the-origin-of-the-handshake
He is proof some people shouldn't be able to have children, wives or work in society.
#GeorgeTakei
#BillNye
#JesseWelles
😁
tRump - small, and you will have that orange dust on your hands like when you eat cheese puff.
Nancy Mace - they are brittle like twigs apparently
Hegseth - 10 years of whatever the hell on them
I'd fake one and pull away for the Musk.
Actually, I wouldn't. I'd leave the room the minute he'd show up.
Also at least 2 of them have teeny tiny hobbit hands so also would be kinda hilarious for me with my Giant Sausage Fingers 🤣
Would still need to count my fingers and bathe in a mix of dettol and glen 20 afterwards though
We...r...fked..if we let him take office!!!
I don't want 3 protest either,but my calling is getting strong
When contacted for a statement, Mace replied "That was a deep state woke Santa, and his elves were in on the conspiracy."
Trump would probably give you syphilis
Mace would probably give you every std known to mankind
1. Any Oligarchs
2. Any Oligarch Bootlickers (paid or not)