So...y'all got a dude who keeps inviting randos to Signal chats, this twit who can't keep track of her stuff...is she the one who shot her dog? Either way, heckuva ship yer all running down there. It's like if the Three Stooges were running a country.
This is the face of "Homeland Security".
A department we never really needed, that bled taxpayers dry and brought high tech, expensive doodads civilian unrest equiptment to small rural towns all over the US.
"This is almost as weird as the fake Trump assassination in Butler that the Secret Service took part in and has already been forgotten. Remember how the January 6th Bomber skirted billions of dollars of Washington security with a hoodie? That's been disappeared too."
Hey...HEY...HEY!!! People have said she was dealing drugs... That is grossly unfair! She is a professional woman of means with a good job...she could have been BUYING drugs. We need to do better people...
Exactly. Aside from full names and addresses, badges can include employee user IDs for internal systems, building designations, internal department codes, barcodes, QR codes, and more.
I don’t know……this sounds suspicious to me. In a restaurant, on Easter Sunday filled with people, being guarded by the SS and the guy walks in, snatches the purse and gets away with it? Something is off to me. Maybe I’ve read too many conspiracies.
Someone needs to let her know that it's not 1950 and republicans haven't changed laws and made it illegal for women not to have credit cards in their name again yet.
Complete incompetence while a criminal Trump is manipulating markets and giving the keys to our Republic to Murdoch, Thiel, Musk, et. al. so they can continue pushing propaganda while disassembling our Republic.
While others may be thinking of the security as irony thing, I’m thinking of how her hypocrisy and depravity shine through at the idea that she ‘celebrates’ Easter. #Poser
Probably trying to distract people for Pig Hegseth’s second Signal Chat oopsie. Number 3 Signal Chat oopsie is probably waiting in the wings as we speak.
"Hi, I am the Secretary of Homeland Security...
Want my secured access to our nation's security and an extra 3k? Here, take my purse I left sitting right there for the world the enjoy'
Her annual salary is over $250k (more than double her salary as governor). So if you're thinking $3k is a lot of walking around money it's 0.8% of her yearly income before taxes. So it's like the average person having $3-500 on them.
What is really the issue isn't the $$$ its why is Noem employed?
I don't think MS-13 is even necessary. Just say he's a brown skinned busboy. And that he's maybe illegal. That alone should get these asshats worked up.
"Oh, and, officer, I almost forgot, also in my handbag was 10 oz. of pure gold bullion, a digital wallet with 10 bitcoin, and a 5 carat diamond pendant...this will all go in the report to the insurance company, right?"
The real reason we have civil asset forfeiture laws.... not because the country is trying to stop the spread of drugs... so they can just seize your money.
For that price I would expect to be eating “the Easter bunny”. Her dinner tab is what most republicans think seniors are suppose to spend on groceries in a year! Out of touch!
I am thinking that she must have been extremely drunk...Hegseth level even. The clatter of the putty knives in her make-up bag alone would have been enough to have been heard for blocks.
I read that she put her bag under the table near her feet. No way could anyone duck under the table to steal her bag in front of a large party & Sec Svc. She must have left the restaurant without it. So basically, it was finders keepers. 😁
Ewwww. The Cubans have a saying, "Don't put your purse on the floor so your money can walk away." I would never put my purse on a floor in a public place. Yuck. So gross.
Maybe if she wore something decent, maybe if she didn't drink as much, maybe if she respected herself and god - I don't know. What else do they tell women who are attacked?
I’m convinced her natural instinct to lie caused her to say she was carrying that much cash. If you think about it, why else would she admit it? It makes her look life a fool, or a gangster. If the money actually existed you’d think she’d keep it on the down low. It’s not like it’s coming back.
U S Secretary of Homeland Security can’t even secure her purse, passport, DHS access badge, $3K cash 💵 — much less our Homeland. #OnlyTheBestPeople is so cartoonish 🤡😜 at this point, but yet so scary. 😱 🫣 #PurseGate
My theory: Flight risk secured! Supreme Court coming for her!#SecretService set-up allowed #KristiNoem to get "robbed" of purse at restaurant. The Secret Service waking up to fight from within. Time for Kristi and #Hegseth to go we the PEOPLE demand this, along with the return of #KilmarAbregoGarcia
Like paying a courier to hand deliver your ID and State secrets to the Corporate National or foreign power that keeps you in rolexes, thus giving you plausible deniability.
There is no way you would put your purse with cash, blank checks, your passport and credential badge on the floor, or even hooked on a chair.
There is more to this story…
Ok Kristi listen closely. As a member of THE Dumbest Biotches In Town Club. There is no notice to thieves that says don't steal from her. No parade because your here. I thought ladies keep their purse with them.
Really 💯
Really 💯
She needs to focus on “NoemLand” Security! Why do I just know there were sensitive documents that will later be exposed in that purse! Probably her Signal Password at least.
It's the passport I keep coming back to. Was she planning to flee the country? Does she not realize that you keep your passport separate from the rest of your stealables?
The Secretary of Homeland Security cannot secure her own belongings. The Secretary of Defense is completely defenseless with Signalgate. The Secretary of HHS is making the country more sick and susceptible to diseases.
I am not even capable of the level of stupidity that these “people” in the cabinet exhibit, so why haven’t I fallen ass backwards into an unearned position of leadership?
Like every other gobsmackingly egregious failure committed by these parasites, there is zero ownership of the situation… it’s ALWAYS everyone else’s fault. A complete and utter waste of good space, and air.
I’m just confused about the whole event What women is ever separated from her purse, and/or phone especially in a public place? Did the secret service allow the thief within arms length? and not notice?
Wondering what bad things were in that purse that she would be highly concerned about their loss - far more than her cash, her credit cards, her BADGE?
We may never know, but it would be interesting if the names of her medications were not something she would want known!
Reading this story it is clear that her team is bending the facts to fit their narrative. The only reasons nowadays to carry that much cash is to buy things anonymously such as an adult toy store, going to a strip club, making it rain up in the club or to purchase illicit items.
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No one has asked that?
Why?
That it was a bribe?
Or she was going to pay off someone?
How could you get away with either if you have a secret security detail?
Why would she be skipping the country?
A department we never really needed, that bled taxpayers dry and brought high tech, expensive doodads civilian unrest equiptment to small rural towns all over the US.
Al Prazolam.
we’re almost certain she had.
🤷
Or do we just do that for non-whites?
(just asking questions)
Get a Circus 🎪
Medication? … Or illicit drugs?
💲💲👜💲💲
One day, I hope credit cards get invented because that should solve this problem.
Want my secured access to our nation's security and an extra 3k? Here, take my purse I left sitting right there for the world the enjoy'
While under the supposedly protective eye of the Secret Service.
Incompetence at multiple levels.
Expect more stories like this from the Trump administration.
What is really the issue isn't the $$$ its why is Noem employed?
Who carries their passport and 3K? Someone fleeing the country.
I wish she would go...
Anyone checked any of Pete Hegseth's WhatsApp group chats ? Chances are the purse thief is on one of them....
#TheyAreAllHopeless #TrumpGottaGo
"Who the FUCK carries that much cash in DC?"
Lived in the DMV for probably 40 of my 45 years...gotta say, we know better. :D
Maybe the ICE should know about that ... 😈
Don't know if it gonna rain
Cause she's the DHS Clown
And she does cocaine
She either gets greased and someone new or it was a drop
😂😂😜!!
ICE barbie lost one of her accessories.
SA, baby, sa.
There is more to this story…
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/homeland-security-secretary-kristi-noems-bag-was-stolen-3000-cash-rcna202166
She was probably shitfaced and left it at the club.
Happy to have an IQ above ten and the ability to think critically. Yay me! 🙄
Really 💯
Really 💯
avoid me in the death camp.
Do they even know what their jobs actually are?
I vomit over it daily.
Who knew that chocolate bunnies were that expensive
We may never know, but it would be interesting if the names of her medications were not something she would want known!