Because he is a deeply disturbed, maladjusted, and insecure person that believes by caking his face with orange goop makes him look healthy and virile. And people are afraid to say to his face that it makes him look ridiculous.
We are witnessing the real life version of Hans Christian Andersen's folktale "The Emperor's New Clothes". MAGA Republicans are completely spineless weakling sycophants. Saying Trump has a "great tan" is the equivalent of saying a butt naked emperor is wearing beautiful new clothes.
Have you all noticed he's getting increasingly orange and sleepy?
The more push back there is, the more he cakes on his mask...
Almost like he wants to hide, like a bigly coward...
Why is he so orange? Because he smears that ridiculous bronzer all over his pasty white face just so that he looks like he still has a pulse. Without it, he resembles a corpse. Smells like one, too, from what I hear.
I'm reminded of a stupid thing that simply will not disappear from my memory: when the White House barber was on The Tonight Show, and masterfully avoided all efforts by Carson to get him to admit that Reagan dyed his hair.
I guess Trump's the only one still using theater based pancake makeup. That he's probably getting from an outlet that specializes in antique theater makeup specifically.
He is an Arch Demon wearing a rotting decomposing human skin that is why he smells like a rotting animal all the time and dyes himself orange to cover the decomposition.
Wow 🤣🤣🤪
"Uh, that's, you know what, it's, it's, it's your perspective. It isn't certainly mine, I just think he has a great tan."
Hmmm, what about his hands, ears and neck?
“Oh! How beautiful are our Emperor’s new clothes! What a magnificent train there is to the mantle; and how gracefully the scarf hangs!” No one would admit these much admired clothes could not be seen ....
— "The Emperor's New Clothes," Hans Christian Andersen
NOBODY IN THE 21ST CENTURY IS MORE A MIRROR IMAGE OF THE 20TH CENTURY MONSTER, JOSEPH GOEBBELS THAN
AMERICA'S CURRENT MONSTER STEPHEN MILLER
Worst of all, Marco Rubio.
He sold his soul to the devil. A sniveling coward.
RESIST RESIST RESIST
When Trump sold his soul to the devil he was promised youthful looks and a perpetual tan. The devil provided the orange tan and all of hell is laughing uncontrollably. They all can’t wait to mock him in person.
My kid if she’d been in the crowd: But it’s not a real fan, is it? Doesn’t he just paint it on? How is it a great tan if he doesn’t paint it on his hands and his neck too? Why is there a weird line between his face and his hair? Does he paint it on with a paintbrush or-“ gets dragged away
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It is not the age of the skin. It is the evil underneath.
The more push back there is, the more he cakes on his mask...
Almost like he wants to hide, like a bigly coward...
2025: Kids ask bold questions that force those in power to lay bare their complicity in the erosion of truth in service to authoritarian control
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They’re just asking what we’ve all been wondering for years 🤷🏻♀️
….possible missed opportunity to grift on selling product to tweens and teens, though 🤣
The dictator (bathed in orange goo) has a great tan!
The oxidation is wild.
https://bsky.app/profile/patriottakes.bsky.social/post/3loz6kyysac2p
"Uh, that's, you know what, it's, it's, it's your perspective. It isn't certainly mine, I just think he has a great tan."
Hmmm, what about his hands, ears and neck?
This is the pinnacle of disingenuity, and if those kids didn't read him to the ground, I'm going to be very disappointed.
Hell, I'll let him sleep on my couch while I get the guest room renovated real quick.
— "The Emperor's New Clothes," Hans Christian Andersen
Auto correct tried to make it Congress fritter. Snort
TRUMP'S TOOL - STEPHEN MILLER
NOBODY IN THE 21ST CENTURY IS MORE A MIRROR IMAGE OF THE 20TH CENTURY MONSTER, JOSEPH GOEBBELS THAN
AMERICA'S CURRENT MONSTER STEPHEN MILLER
Worst of all, Marco Rubio.
He sold his soul to the devil. A sniveling coward.
RESIST RESIST RESIST
The baron