Sorry Tolkien. If an elf and a human make a half elf, two halflings should give birth to a quarterling. It's just maths. - ThreadSky

delaneyking.bsky.social • 85 days ago

Sorry Tolkien. If an elf and a human make a half elf, two halflings should give birth to a quarterling. It's just maths.

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twisted.bsky.social•85 days ago

A half plus a half is a whole. They would make a wholeling or just a ling

jnlangston.bsky.social•85 days ago

A “quatermellon” if you will

officelabmonkey.bsky.social•85 days ago

Or a halfhalf, a lingling, or a halfling 25%, 25%, & 50% of the time respectively.

bluekeygames.bsky.social•85 days ago

Call that a division of labor

urzaz.bsky.social•85 days ago

I did play a Half-Halfling in D&D. So... a Three-Quarterling?

delaneyking.bsky.social•84 days ago

Which half?

Badoom tishhhhh

nwswag.bsky.social•84 days ago

A Full-ling?

delaneyking.bsky.social•84 days ago

I am sure Aragorn would give you a good full-ling.

nwswag.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yeah?

delaneyking.bsky.social•83 days ago

Yeah, helms deep.

curiosityrocks.bsky.social•81 days ago

Loving your work 🤣😂

hfxzoe.bsky.social•85 days ago

If four halflings somehow had a baby together, would that give you a Ling?

qlippot.bsky.social•85 days ago

A Nickeling.

jazzelves.bsky.social•85 days ago

Over in dungeons and dragons land, I think that a half-dragon halfling should be a quarterdragonling

delaneyking.bsky.social•84 days ago

Semi-detached Dungeon Timeshares & Quaterdragonlings

whitesarcophagus.bsky.social•85 days ago

Or would they combine and make wholeling?

delaneyking.bsky.social•84 days ago

One Ling.

paladintrev.bsky.social•84 days ago

Or one whole ling

ambientlion.bsky.social•85 days ago

What if a half elf mates with a halfling, though? We must discern all the algebraic properties of fantasy couplings!!

claralaflore.bsky.social•85 days ago

A Dwarf and an Ork would be a Dork.

vgondra.bsky.social•85 days ago

Wouldn't two halves make a complete unit?

delaneyking.bsky.social•84 days ago

Pippin was a bit of a complete unit.

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