Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
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…I even have some rotten ones.
You’re fired.
But I support EVs & I am against vandalism. (Not an allegorical statement.)
Hopefully sent as individual documents one e-mail at a time.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/02/24/total-depravity-wait-thats-what-intelligence-officers-were-talking-about-on-government-time-n2652716
- made outrageous claims like inventing the question mark
- accused chestnuts of being lazy
- held the general malaise that only the mad possess & genius lament
- when I was insolent I was put in a burlap sack & beaten with reeds
- had my testicles ritualistically shaved
I told my husband “bet they don’t wash their ass either”.
It was gross. And the truck is ugly. Never seen one in person before.
Ugly CEO too.
“I stole another player’s cybertruck in Fortnite specifically so I could crash it.
Bonus #6: since I was asked to work the weekend, I’ll see you Wednesday 😂
Get yourself a temp email address & go wild.
Thank you for your self-service. 😉
Now, get back to work! 😆
1. Created new spam filter to block email from, or cc’ing “Musk”.
2. Created second spam filter to block email from or cc’ing DOGE”.
3. Sipped some coffee.
Because they can
I think Musky would be fascinated
Carry on. And good luck!
Wait, this is the darkest timeline. Sorry.
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
2025.
Donald Trump with Musk and MAGA are committing treason.
Arrest the traitors
GOP Budget adds $ trillions in debt and cuts Medicare/aid
“Trump says Pentagon spending should be halved…”
But:
“Defense Department to redirect funds internally…”
So:
NO PENTAGON CUTS
“Trump's net approval rating down 13 points”
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/02/22/bernie-sanders-fighting-oligrarchy-tour-iowa-city-call-to-action/79427143007/
2: I did the work of at least four eliminated positions.
3: I calculated loss of funding for indirect costs.
4: I met with colleagues on navigating this hellscape.
5: I developed outstanding materials that may or may not align with current felon admin policies.
2) I Sat on my broke ass
3) I rode in the passenger side of my best friend’s ride
4) I holla’d out the window
5) I got no love
45 cal.
12 gage defender load.
.50 cal.
.50 cal. Armor piercing round.
The only bullet points trump chumps know.
I'd go get something to defend or attack with , TODAY!
Talking of eggs....Trumptin did say they would be very cheep by the end of the first day. Cracks me up this!
How's it working out for you on the egg front?
Don't forget 50hrs overtime that 10hrs per bullet!
Seems fair!
2. I stepped outside
3. I took a deep breath
4. I got real high
5. I screamed for the top of my lungs FUCK YOU ELON!
But remember to be peaceful
Read a lot, took 3 naps a day, found some good streaming shows. Rolled out the trash can Monday night and rolled it back.
Leftover and simple make-do meals since food has gotten too expensive but I am sure you are on it.
If you want to share. you could tell me what you did!
1. I submitted billions of dollars of propositions to government.
2. I secured said contracts.
3. I bought a president.
4. I defunded every oversight agency regulating my businesses.
5. I cleaned broken egg off my sweet, sweet truck.
5th=respect ✊️
That kind of vandalism and destruction of valuable property simply CANNOT be tolerated!
Have you not seen how much eggs cost?
😐
And his self-driving “Armored” (translation: automated turrents) will be Texas’s next nightmare, after measles.
2. Rang my Congresswoman and complained about the current administration.
3. Rang my Governor and complained about the current administration.
4. Rang the Whitehouse and complained about the current administration.
5. Had coffee
1. I woke up relatively on time.
2. I drank somewhat palatable coffee
3. I took a shit
4. I used my Elon-face Toilet paper to wipe my butt
5. I resourced a plunger to shove that shit down the drain, wishing I was plunging DOGE
"5: Composted vegan egg substitute (past expired date) in stainless steel vessel."
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Building on the invaluable work of my colleague, I reorganized and titled the first three bullet points developed by the Manager of Bullet Point Services. The most recent iteration of the bullets is as follows:
- Bullet 1: Deny
- Bullet 2: Defend
- Bullet 3: Depose