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13 days ago
A middle aged man just sang R*pe Me by Nirvana with the energy of a wet orange peel
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streetlampkid.bsky.social
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13 days ago
A clearly drunk couple just asked a bunch of questions pertaining to the identity of the "mystery beer."
True to the concept, the bartender did not divulge any info.
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streetlampkid.bsky.social
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13 days ago
I forgot I have a pocket full of quarters
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streetlampkid.bsky.social
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13 days ago
The bathrooms are single occupancy. As I was opening the door to one (for a wide piss), a man appeared from inside. He exited the bathroom, saying, in a Lumpy Space Princess voice,
"Oh my god. Oh my god. You almost caught me peeing."
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streetlampkid.bsky.social
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13 days ago
Due to the magic of Karaoke, I've learned this man's name is Marco
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streetlampkid.bsky.social
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13 days ago
And dear reader,
He is singing Human by The Killers
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streetlampkid.bsky.social
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13 days ago
"DoN't BrEaK tHe SeAL!!!"
Bitch, I'm an adult. I piss when I want
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True to the concept, the bartender did not divulge any info.
"Oh my god. Oh my god. You almost caught me peeing."
He is singing Human by The Killers
Bitch, I'm an adult. I piss when I want