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I can't wait for me and the boys to beat the shit out of a robot, Office Space style

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they should invent a car that doesn't have spiders in it while i'm driving

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I wonder if the Switch 2 will have a better and more feature-rich shop. Will we have productivity apps? Is the age of the businessman making charts on a plane using a Switch 2 nigh?

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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

submitted 2 days ago • 420 comments

the same old thing

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Normally I'd bitch that today is the day when the internet is unreadable, but it's been pretty unreadable for a long while now.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

mood:

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

But it can be, right? Otherwise, I have no idea what I'm going to do

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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery

submitted 4 days ago • 143 comments

Spend so long trying to be Trent that one day, you look in the mirror and see Jake. This really is a sick sad world.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Bubble bath good

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

they should invent a back muscle that doesn’t tie itself into knots

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

You're going to be happy, you little freak

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

They'll always be skeets to me damnit