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Slurpin' that vacation juice
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What about this article are you enjoying?
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Love is beautiful because it is temporary. It must end. The more devastating the end, the greater the love.
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What if you don't have a refractory period? Can you just perma-cum congress to your will? Will the government pay for your gatorlyte?
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Brains are stupid. My friendship with you is effortless and rewarding 🥺🥺
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Him and like 7 other survivors you've never seen before
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He is by far the best of that season. Just being a weird little freak. I love him
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Maybe that'll be my deep dive. I can be a Yellowjackets S1 purist.
"The girls actually all died at the end of S1 and the modern scenes were just daydreams"
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Finished Severance.
I hated S2 of Yellowjackets. I heard S3 is better but I can't get myself to care
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This is a weird feeling
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What's the point of a haircut
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Lol everything is bad
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I've walked home and am safe. Thank you for reading
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THREE DOORS DOWN!!!!!
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I love living in walking distance to this absolute circus
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This isn't a joke. I'm being sincere
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Linkin Park has never been so real as when it's sung poorly by an aging millennial
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An old woman behind just pulled out a tambourine to jam along with Centerfold
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Which is constantly
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"DoN't BrEaK tHe SeAL!!!"
Bitch, I'm an adult. I piss when I want
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And dear reader,
He is singing Human by The Killers
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Due to the magic of Karaoke, I've learned this man's name is Marco
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The bathrooms are single occupancy. As I was opening the door to one (for a wide piss), a man appeared from inside. He exited the bathroom, saying, in a Lumpy Space Princess voice,
"Oh my god. Oh my god. You almost caught me peeing."
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I forgot I have a pocket full of quarters
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A clearly drunk couple just asked a bunch of questions pertaining to the identity of the "mystery beer."
True to the concept, the bartender did not divulge any info.
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I dunno, man. But it rips
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A middle aged man just sang R*pe Me by Nirvana with the energy of a wet orange peel
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Okay, I can't say for sure that he's a magician. But he's doing tricks. He's just a patron, not like ant act.
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There's a magician here????
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Okay, tummy hurts less. Off I go, wandering to the local bowling alley karaoke. My pocket is heavy with quarters for 🎶pinball🎶