I think large seaside amusement arcades pay people to walk around carrying a huge soft toy to give the impression it's possible to win one from the rip-off claw grabber machines. What plausible conspiracy theory do YOU believe in?
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I bet winning that is mostly annoying. You'd have to lug it around all day, not be allowed on any rides with it etc. Hoist by your own hard-to-eat petard.
If it helps, I once won one of those HUGE Dairy Milks (you know - the ones the size of the PS4s end to end) from one of those scissor machines. On the first snip. I was shocked.
I'm shocked! You never ever seem to see an empty one, no do you see any stock of back up Desk-Sized Dairy Milks/5ft Minions/Unbranded Android Tablets in the background of (what used to be) the change kiosk.
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So the BBC hired a man with a digger to bury them all out in the sticks rather than admit they pissed 3 mill up the wall.