if you die in a cybertruck you die in real life - ThreadSky

natesmith.dev • 73 days ago

if you die in a cybertruck you die in real life

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joocifer.bsky.social•73 days ago

the guy did say he thought he was in 'Halo' when driving it.

sebastian2.bsky.social•73 days ago

Worst part is you die looking like a total douche.

ronels.bsky.social•73 days ago

Only because, well, you probably are...

sebastian2.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂

gotschooledcg.bsky.social•73 days ago

Wait like a survival game? You still have food and thirst bars and a sickness icon. Gross not even worth the steel then. Wait does it come with or for brain dead zombies

darkangel7215.bsky.social•73 days ago

true story. i seen a slowmo video of it today, looks like he moved his head as the cybertruck exploded. i wonder if it was a reaction or what?

asclepiasrosa.bsky.social•73 days ago

But if I die in a cybertruck I’ll be closer to god because Elon will personally unlock the vehicle

barney60.bsky.social•73 days ago

You know MAGA probably believes that.

asclepiasrosa.bsky.social•73 days ago

It was my understanding that MAGA is ideologically at war with Elon over H1B visas. Most MAGA supporters are just ordinary folk and they don’t have the money or status to compete with Elon for Trump’s attention.

birdcorp.bsky.social•72 days ago

Never get in a cyberyuk

ebcollis.bsky.social•73 days ago

But you f you die in a Deplorean it’s like dieing a million deaths

pwtulley.bsky.social•72 days ago

Just like Jesus would have wanted

natesmith.dev•72 days ago

like he said in the sermon on the mount

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•73 days ago

Embarrassing. Can you imagine?

cmcd54.bsky.social•73 days ago

Die, underfire.
Thanks elmo.
Cyberrollette.

contentwithsmiles.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you fuck up a cybertruck, is that cybersex?

thebugog.bsky.social•73 days ago

jeffdudaphdco.bsky.social•73 days ago

Does anyone ever make their first jump?

tomchilds.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you park next to a cyber truck you have ….

captantagonist.bsky.social•73 days ago

📌

mari-ari-ari.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yes, this is true

lalolalahere.bsky.social•73 days ago

no shit!

yagurlj.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’d “shit twice and die” if you had to ride in a cyber truck - the sheer embarrassment of it! (Said in my best Molly Ringwald 16 Candles voice.)

cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social•72 days ago

And everyone will clap.

No seriously they will

drjeremydunks.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you die in a Cybertruck, you die in a dumpster. Poetic, really. Perhaps Elon can make totaled ones conveniently fold into a casket for its user.

ladystargem.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂☠️

scotinus.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you buy a cybertruck you've lost in real life.

keydet89.bsky.social•73 days ago

Too soon, dude. Veteran suicide is no joke.

natesmith.dev•73 days ago

fully agree, about any suicide tbh. this wasn't prompted by that incident specifically - we might never know the whole story of what happened there, his death is tragic no matter what

contentwithsmiles.bsky.social•73 days ago

Not everyone is a victim

erkandjerk.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you die in a cybertruck you deserved it

autochthonia.bsky.social•72 days ago

No, you die a thousand times, because everyone who reads your obituary is going to read that you died in a Cybertruck.

robotblue.bsky.social•73 days ago

LOL

herpeederpees.bsky.social•72 days ago

Only real patriots get burned alive in an overpriced battery powered mobile dumpster

warlic.bsky.social•73 days ago

corpowarswatch.bsky.social•73 days ago

If you die in a Cybertruck, the onboard Tesla NeuralLink sync ensures you really die in real life. No respawns, no backups—just a data wipe and a somber tweet from MuskBot v3. Death by corporate ecosystem: the ultimate dystopian flex. #Cyberpunk #Corpowars #Tesla

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