broke: the Gulf of Mexico woke: the Gulf of America bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships - ThreadSky

marktspence.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sounds like the title for an unreleased ELO album...

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jayreynoldssax.bsky.social•5 days ago

Gulf of Exploding Starships is one serious Iain M Banks starship name.

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schmolaf.bsky.social•4 days ago

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denialawareness.bsky.social•5 days ago

"woke"?? I consider myself "woke" and REFUSE to comply with Donald's stupid agenda to call it "Gulf of America."

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susersuzanner.bsky.social•5 days ago

Gulf of Measles

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shoulderdevil.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ah, the designated Starship debris field.

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wandbshop.bsky.social•5 days ago

Woke? Bespoke? Hey, that's us! 😁

https://wokeandbespoke.com

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a-lady-knows.bsky.social•5 days ago

Is that what we just saw? I’m supposing you’re referring to the bizarre sightings about an hour ago?

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kcroysdale.bsky.social•6 days ago

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dpkilbride.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can we finally put the Bermuda Triangle on the maps, for Christ’s sake?

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kspi.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ain't that the truth!! LOL!!

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laurianw.bsky.social•5 days ago

How about SpaceX Graveyard

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pa1ejo.bsky.social•5 days ago

Starships are in my opinion a complete waste of money and time.

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marciano.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ouch

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kyleshivers.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can we pretend that starships in the night sky are like shootin' stars

I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

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algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•5 days ago

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viscountbosham.bsky.social•5 days ago

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matteastwood.bsky.social•5 days ago

Brilliant!

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jaxtainsh.bsky.social•5 days ago

And it’s raining starlink satellites

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lenecharlotten.bsky.social•5 days ago

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hoopbears.bsky.social•6 days ago

"It didn't explode - it deemed itself obsolete, & set an example for all of the government employees that Musk has set free!"

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elsargentogarcia.bsky.social•6 days ago

We had to dump it into the ocean! That thing just showed up in there!

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wallawalter.bsky.social•5 days ago

Plz don't make fun of the Starburst, er, Starship.

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wallawalter.bsky.social•5 days ago

OK. Who turned on Full Self Driving?

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perseph8ne.bsky.social•5 days ago

🎯

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jamessh0000.bsky.social•6 days ago

It's official

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stanzman.bsky.social•5 days ago

You win the internet today

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jimodell.bsky.social•5 days ago

DEI Hires: the entire Pedo POTUS's Admin.

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el-beach.bsky.social•5 days ago

Look, I'm just gonna say that the Gulf of Exploding Starships is a hell of a name. Band name, name of a novel, name for an actual gulf: that rips.

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kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social•6 days ago

The Gulf of Drowned Billionaires.

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thegreer.bsky.social•6 days ago

Not yet.

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tbmccudden.bsky.social•6 days ago

NCC-170 … Oops!

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jayreynoldssax.bsky.social•5 days ago

More like NCC-420

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marvinrando.bsky.social•6 days ago

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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•6 days ago

my man just loves dumping toxic debris over the caribbean

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blueheronfarm.bsky.social•6 days ago

Now, be fair. He also dumps toxic debris all over Texas.

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golikehellmachine.com•6 days ago

and fremont california, probably easier to ask where he doesn’t dump it, tbh

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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•6 days ago

tbf fremont probably wasn't exactly great environmentally when he bought it from toyota

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niedermeyer.online•6 days ago

oh for sure, it was already a superfund site, but the air emissions record is all Tesla, and at least some of the groundwater pollution has definitely gotten worse since they took over the site.

Plus, they polluted the whole damn state:

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/tesla-sued-by-california-counties-over-hazardous-waste-2024-01-31/

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groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social•5 days ago

lol yeah people were happy initially when the tesla factory went into operation because it was a genuine blow when the NUMMI plant shut down in 2010, but by 2017? uhhhhhhh

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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social•6 days ago

sorry, i refuse to believe a company that makes its workers stand under tents to hammer parts to make them fit isn't completely on the up and up

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