Things that will kill us according to my in-laws 1) Oatmeal 2) Christmas lights 3) hairdryers 4) fridges 5) ladders 6) painkillers of any kind 7) Covid 8) vaccines against Covid 10) hospitals 11) China 12) heating up leftovers 13) coconut - ThreadSky

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robyntimoclea.bsky.social • 73 days ago

Things that will kill us according to my in-laws

1) Oatmeal
2) Christmas lights
3) hairdryers
4) fridges
5) ladders
6) painkillers of any kind
7) Covid
8) vaccines against Covid
10) hospitals
11) China
12) heating up leftovers
13) coconut

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johnadlam.bsky.social•72 days ago

😱 Sure is a scary old world...🫣

robyntimoclea.bsky.social•72 days ago

Another one was added today - RICE.

Deadly.

johnadlam.bsky.social•72 days ago

🥰 well now if they'd said 'rice pudding' I'd have understood...😵‍💫☠️

charlrwalker.bsky.social•73 days ago

What if I apply coconut conditioner THEN blow-dry my hair? What if I keep my oatmeal in the fridge? I never knew there were so many ways to die!!!

robyntimoclea.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤣 eating oatmeal up a ladder in hospital working for the NHS = certain death

robyntimoclea.bsky.social•73 days ago

And the Chinese will be watching ALL OF IT VIA THE AIRFRYER

charlrwalker.bsky.social•73 days ago

This is your wife’s parents?

robyntimoclea.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yeah. Strange lot. Posh eccentric I would class them as lol

Imagine the hunter from Jumanji. Those kinda vibes.

charlrwalker.bsky.social•73 days ago

Oh god 😂😂😂

wijsgeer.bsky.social•73 days ago

I am quite sure there are scenarios that could feature a death by any of them, covid seems the easiest but surely getting mortally wounded opening a coconut is a possibility, a fridge failing on you sounds deathly, medical accidents do happen plus you can get covid in hospital (sad but efficiënt)

robyntimoclea.bsky.social•73 days ago

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