I could probably gnaw through like a bunch more furniture legs than you I bet - ThreadSky

cosmoslionheart.bsky.social • 85 days ago

I could probably gnaw through like a bunch more furniture legs than you I bet

im not fucking scared of you

that's the competitive spirit that we like to see before the consumption of furniture parts

Let’s hold paws and do normal human things tonight like chew through the furniture and clean our cloacas

when you've got one hole doing so much work, proper maintenance is key

om nom nom

Name the time and place.

Oh shidt
We bout to get kicked out of another Ashley Funiture store fr fr

Good. Fuck them cheats.

Throwing down a handful of those vouchers and just going to town on some legs

Sometimes I think about biting into cinnamon sticks cus they're like mini bark

perhaps it is time to let yourself be free
chomp the forbidden bark

I've been waiting a long time for this moment

They've been hiding all the good treats behind their restrictions, peeking behind the veil bout to be tasty as hell

You can try, human.

Yes. I am merely working through my completely normal human urges to bite my way through seasoned woods.

Just know I’ll bite faster and longer

The bonding time alone seems worth it

Have you ever seen a visnachos teeth bro?

I think I have more jaw power though 🤔

LETS KISS!!!! I mean bite each other!

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