my secret plan to win over women, minorities, and low-motivation voters over the closing stretch is to drive around in a garbage truck dressed as a well-seared road flare threatening to kill various people and dunking on puerto rico
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"I, Donald Trump, am a member of The Village People. Sodimists, Wetbacks, Chinks, low IQ blacks, and terrorist Arabs love me and 90% will vote for me before merrily board train cars to Nevada concentration camps for extermination. Women love me and vote to become property!"
I think this is satire, but if I am wrong, I am going to seriously consider renouncing my American citizenship. Trump and his movement betray everything I believe about what constitutes the good in American society.
Guy in my class today who's been hinting he supports Trump brought up the Cheney threat today as unbefitting of a presidential candidate. This could have legs.
Folks, a bunch of rational limp dick slate star codex billionaires can't be wrong - you back the winning horse regardless of if the horse looks like an Oompa Loompa mated with a candy corn.
The secret, 'secret plan' is to just piss off as many ppl as possible, while spinning up my knuckle-dragging base and light their fuse ... so they rise up and burn down America.... just like Pootin told me to.
It certainly is pretty impressive how his campaign has made it the goal to alienate as many groups as possible. Women, Haitians, Puerto Ricans and black people just to name a few. It's a bold strategy.
Every time I think about this, it's less believable. His campaign got a garbage truck, painted it in Trump colors, had their boy wear an orange vest over his suit, and ride in circles on tarmac? And then teased it to draw attention?
And ten hours later, it is apparent that you didn't know the *real* secret plan, which added genius moves such as praising his own white skin and feigning oral sex on a microphone.
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(But seriously pardon me please)
It's called THE RIVER
https://myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2024/11/garbage-american-revelation-xviii-three.html
Sorry, I mean right-field... 🙄
The only way this can fail is if your opponents CHEAT!!!
All to reinforce Trump's ties to... garbage?
"oh i did it, i killed the guy"...
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i1n3S1ZyUkE