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hollyanderson.bsky.social • 170 days ago

THEY STOLE SALT FROM THE SUN

Reposted from Michael Whitney

BIG BOAT STUCK IN PHILLY

6abc.com/post/cargo-s...

The SUNSPHERE will not forgive this insult

my phone automatically capitalized SUNSPHERE. I assume because it knows who’s in charge here.

Ra’s revenge

This story is how I'm finding out that a lot of people don't know what solar salt is, and it's really weird to me as a Wisconsinite

I had never heard the term and had to look it up. Akin to reverse osmosis water.

I bargained with the sun fairly for that salt.

How is the sun supposed to make pretzels now?? Fuck this boat, go birds

Nothing but a deep-hulled Jean Valjean

Wasn’t that the plot of a Superman IV?

Amateurmetheus?

ICARUS NOT AGAIN

Boated too close to the sun

the sun is a coward, afraid of high blood pressure

Does anyone have eyes on Nicholas Cage?!

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