what if this guy sucks out all your bones with his sucker head and then vomits all your bones into his shopping cart and leaves you as a still-alive skin sack on the pavement. what then
If he's shopping for human bones, then he's shopping for human bones, I don't give hateful eyes to those shopping for ground meat made of cows, sooooo... 🤷
I think my lungs would stop working? I dunno man I'm just gonna try to put my cart back in the cart corral and be outta there by midnight and hope I never find out.
then you just pull yourself together and you go into rock n roll ralph's just like you do every other night after he does that to you and scream your song at the self check out scanner
Can you ask him to pick up some celery for me? Im making soup and I have enough for the broth but not the chop itself. :( They can have a bowl if they want
"... I'm sorry sir, the store is closed right now. We open again at 9 AM. Please leave the cart in one of the corrals when you're finished, or just park it somewhere on the property, okay?"
Wouldn't be the first cryptid I'd seen at the store at 2 AM...
I love/hate how my first thought was "Karens in Silent Hill". Imagine just trying to survive but this thing keeps harassing you cuz it thinks you're the manager.
THIS is why you return the carts folks. This poor creature is up at 2am putting away errant carts because some can't be asked to do something so simple. For SHAME!
"Oh don't mind them, that's just the cart pusher Steve. They're pretty chill once you get to know them. I've had them over for tea a few times!" A witch carrying her dolls explains as she waves to the entity.
When I worked as a grocery store janitor I don't know what it was, but I would disassociate and get in this state where everyone in there was this evil flesh golem monster that actively wanted to hurt me. This is striking.
Nothing but respect for the overnight clerks. You never realize how screwed you are starting a Saturday morning without all the carts until the night shifter calls out sick.
i used to get off work at 1am and do my shopping otw home and I would see these critters all the time when grocery stores were open 24 hours. always a delight. fuck covid
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*eerie hollow noise from the creature*
"Thanks, man. I'll get some now."
Take my blood too, let's make it a fair fight.
*might have to think of a more scary, less gay porn name for him
but also i know the speed limitations of shopping cart wheels on asphalt and I'm confident i could outrun it
it might be the only way you can go home
tf am I gonna do?
Wouldn't be the first cryptid I'd seen at the store at 2 AM...
someone's gotta do all that shopping
You go Glen Coco do your shopping.
A real considerate fella.
Wonderfully horrible creature, I love him!
If it wasn't and I was used to it, I would go like "Hey, at least I don't have to use a coin to get the shopping cart!"...Perhaps
https://youtube.com/shorts/KsbRj4mombQ?si=iXo5e5z4zQYFczEJ
unless of course. someone touches it and starts it all again