the cephalopods rejected me for "too few legs" and the whales "too many legs" so im applying to become a turtle - ThreadSky

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swordsjew.bsky.social • 173 days ago

the cephalopods rejected me for "too few legs" and the whales "too many legs" so im applying to become a turtle

Reposted from Talia Lavin

i am going to walk into the sea and never come back and become a cephalopod

Be a secret third thing, from the Oceanic Depths. The sad-eyed lady of the deep.

Don't turtles also have more legs than you do?

hands are the legs of the arms, i always say

traditionally the cephalopods are supposed to reject you eight times

keep trying, I believe in you 🐙

Good call

Disappointing. Whales oughta remember where they came from and show a little mammalian solidarity in our time of need.

Best of luck, put in a good word for me.

dearzeus.gay•173 days ago

But what of the shell?!

kodiak.app•173 days ago

Those even-toed ungulates with their tail-legs can stuff it!

Goddamn gatekeeping cephalopods.

This, but in reverse…

"too young"

To be fair, it was a close vote, and those damn squids outperformed the polling data.

Sealhood may also be an option.

selkies are cool

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