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swordsjew.bsky.social • 29 days ago

im ronny at all times

Reposted from Metallichuck (It is right to rebel!)

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opus3.bsky.social•29 days ago

Love it!

sjroadw.bsky.social•29 days ago

but may i introduce you to my best friend, that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes at the center of infinity - the boundless daemon sultan Azarhoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space?

sjroadw.bsky.social•29 days ago

*Azathoth damnit lol

ennui.org•29 days ago

literally, in my case

davidkister.bsky.social•29 days ago

Yup.

8bitblunder.bsky.social•29 days ago

what if Christians were like stoners and kept offering you different denominations.

asliceofcomics.bsky.social•29 days ago

Bold of this kid to assume Jesus is his best friend out of all the 8 billion+ people on the planet. Ronny is right to dismiss him.

mwkeller.bsky.social•29 days ago

I have discovered that if Jesus is really my "best friend," he will introduce himself. Often in a way I would not have expected.

swordsjew.bsky.social•29 days ago

not to me :) no thank you :)

mwkeller.bsky.social•29 days ago

No problem. 🙂

dwarre003.bsky.social•29 days ago

Would you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?

tabulanongrata.bsky.social•29 days ago

I think Ronny is really Ronnie James DIo, and he's going transform into himself in the next panel and throw devil horns at the Jesus freak kid.

buttbird.bsky.social•28 days ago

Hey! Jesus is a good dude. He taught me how to make sopapillas when we both worked at Hot Tamale's. And he usually had weed to share on the weekend.

pseudonymble.bsky.social•29 days ago

To me, the entire question of divinity is pointless. Either some deity of some sort exists & we should treat each other with love & respect, or it doesn't and we should treat each other with love & respect. The question itself is diversion from living humanely in pursuit of overcoming death. Gross.

swordsjew.bsky.social•29 days ago

mxgaiuswydra.bsky.social•29 days ago

If Jeebus wants to meet me, he can come introduce and prove himself to me. Because he’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

juanjawless.bsky.social•29 days ago

I remember these. 🤮

ok-sure.bsky.social•28 days ago

I mean, my actual friend Jesús is worth meeting. He is an alive person tho who goes by Chuy

butterfrybiscuit.bsky.social•29 days ago

This was my literal textbook 💀

grainneproinseas.bsky.social•29 days ago

Me too! I have a people with christan bible crossed out sign on one side of my door for people who dont understand what the mezuzah on the other side of the door means 🤣

saintnobody.bsky.social•29 days ago

God, I remember when I lived in a majority minority neighborhood and suburban white teenagers would get bused in to ask strangers if they had ever heard of Jesus. They seemed to legitimately think that people were poor because they had somehow never heard of christianity while living in the US.

mxgaiuswydra.bsky.social•29 days ago

It’s those prosperity preachers, they make it seem like all you have to do is believe in Jeebus, and give them enough money, and all your dreams will come true! How much money is enough? They’ll never tell!

distantduck.bsky.social•28 days ago

This is from an Accelerated Christian Education PACE, isn’t it? I’d recognise that horrendous scripting and drawing style anywhere. Gutted I never came across Ronny, but what a line.

whiteroseafa.bsky.social•29 days ago

For me is it was asking if living a good life of good deeds was enough and being told no, then asking if being bad but genuinely repenting at death was enough and got a yes.

If that's how it works I have no interest.

swordsjew.bsky.social•29 days ago

"our god is the nicest :) everyone who truly follows his precepts is kind and anyone who's mean is fake :) btw if you dont believe in him your fate is an eternity of torment :)"

kwierso.com•28 days ago

*creates two innocent people with no sense of right or wrong*
*tells only one of them not to eat the fruit of one tree*
*the other one gets tricked into eating the fruit*

*shockedpikachu.jpg*

mwkeller.bsky.social•29 days ago

And you don't find that appealing? /s

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