“No more wasting resources patching CVEs. It is better for organizations to focus on things they can control.” This has been your moment of zen 🧘🏻 - ThreadSky

lookitup.baby • 22 days ago

“No more wasting resources patching CVEs. It is better for organizations to focus on things they can control.”

This has been your moment of zen 🧘🏻

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lookitup.baby•22 days ago

maybe we can treat zero days with ivermectin? I’m sure that will work

i-am-j.ag•22 days ago

BRB buying https://hydroxychloroquine.io and applying for CNCF incubator status.

megabytemike.bsky.social•22 days ago

You can even use a horse with a tinfoil hat as your mascot!

i-am-j.ag•22 days ago

Ostrich with its head in the sand.

geoffbelknap.bsky.social•22 days ago

HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE ZERO DAY

eduxmonge.com•22 days ago

just shine an UV light on your servers

kimwallmark.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oh, so that's what the I in CI stands for!

zunderscore.tv•22 days ago

Drinking bleach to patch prod

gloupin.bsky.social•22 days ago

Inject bleach directly into the mainframe.

aerojad.bsky.social•22 days ago

shine a powerful light into the cloud

riskinverse.bsky.social•22 days ago

This guy seriously thinks that reporting CVEs with fixes makes you less secure. No bugs id they are never reported…

themechbeast.bsky.social•22 days ago

That's the secret ingredient in this:

https://www.makemylogobiggercream.com/

charlesta.bsky.social•22 days ago

Bleach on the servers would be more efficient imo.

lafp.bsky.social•22 days ago

it'll kill worms at least

jdhovland.com•22 days ago

Being named "Oz" is a good indication that one might be a charlatan.

xowap.bsky.social•22 days ago

I started bleachcooling my CPU 🫡

tfenwick.bsky.social•22 days ago

I would treat them with Norton

supernovae.bsky.social•22 days ago

I feel sorry for whomever they're an "advisor" for.

hitchens.bsky.social•22 days ago

#hiring lmao

j-f-rioux.bsky.social•22 days ago

JFC, that's on the same level as "if we stop testing for COVID, there would be less cases".

j-f-rioux.bsky.social•22 days ago

Ok, I just now read the comments on this post. Happy to see I'm not the only one seeing the resemblance.

queerintech.com•22 days ago

Remove the pesky research and guardrails and organizations security will skyrocket!

hroethgar.bsky.social•22 days ago

I have spent the thirty odd working years of my fifty odd years on this earth being told to be careful of my professional reputation and how I present myself in work related contexts and man has LinkedIn made such a mockery of that advice

davidgs.com•22 days ago

Well there it is, the dumbest response to this entire mess I've read. (jams a rusty spoon into my eye)

matteo.panella.boo•22 days ago

Christ, do we really need to subscribe to a boatload of different mailing list and manually figure out that no less than 6 threads refer to the same vulnerability? AGAIN?

matteo.panella.boo•22 days ago

Oh who am I kidding? Today we'd need to join an ungodly amount of Discord instances and endure real-time drama instead of just getting a daily digest of drama...

sonyalee9.bsky.social•22 days ago

Compliance driven organi........WHAT?

arronrod.bsky.social•22 days ago

Bro blew up my risk register and thinks he’s doing me a favor

grahamcox82.bsky.social•22 days ago

I can think of three reasons they might have done this.
1. So Elon can take over and get paid instead.
2. So they can send this money elsewhere - like their own pockets.
3. So Russia has an easier time with cyber attacks since their targets are less well protected.

I'm not sure which is worse...

positronrelay.bsky.social•22 days ago

I don't want whatever he was smoking. 🤣😩

awarham.bsky.social•22 days ago

if i start saying the dumbest fucking shit imaginable on linkedin can i be a “thought leader” too???

phillipcarter.dev•22 days ago

ngl that linkedin post goes very fucking hard, 10/10 shit

midnattssol.bsky.social•22 days ago

Is he making satire?

hulkfuckscar.top•22 days ago

seeing linkedin opinions causes me psychic damage

samhain.bsky.samhain.tech•22 days ago

It I saw this post, it would make me want to stay away from any position they were recruiting for.

wyvern.bsky.social•22 days ago

I love how the AI tombstone says it's going to live forever, which is what happens to CVEs that are not reported or patched

whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store•22 days ago

there's no way this guy has an actual job, right? I feel like I would get fired for posting something like this

lisajohnson.bsky.social•22 days ago

And where exactly will that compliance be coming from? The insurance industry I guess so they don’t get caught with big payouts like they did in 2020 - 2021 with ransomware

lafp.bsky.social•22 days ago

I, too, want to retire and not have to worry about computers ever again

adversarialsisko.bsky.social•22 days ago

taggart-tech.com•22 days ago

LinkedIn ragebait is the apex predator of the species.

flyhandle.bsky.social•22 days ago

"Does the world really exist outside of our perception? So if we focus on our network and do not change our parameters, perhaps we will not exist for attackers? This has been an episode of deep thoughts."

My problem is that Ian @lookitup.baby loses "look it up, baby".

rjordan3.bsky.social•22 days ago

While I enjoy the humor, those of us who remember the before times have PTSD from it. Please don’t take me back to that dark place

romansmith.bsky.social•21 days ago

We may not really need to worry it much, will sort of require that we have functional electricity in the future (electricity not necessarily the sort of high-tech expectations I have for our future) ☹️

alun.pw•22 days ago

"Sure, I lost my keys over there, but I'm looking for them here, because the light's better, duh."

asheepie.bsky.social•22 days ago

His apparent bio.....bloody hell.
Anyone using his services will get what they deserve, and deserve what they get

johnlieske.bsky.social•22 days ago

Oh my gosh I made the "won't have vulnerabilities if nobody is searching for them" joke yesterday, & some chud has now made that an earnest argument.

That's so wild I have no pithy remark.

gimpy.bsky.social•22 days ago

If we don't track the vulnerabilities, there won't be any exploits. Genius! This completely explains why there was never an exploited system before 1999.

peacehawk.bsky.social•17 days ago

Really, none?

rooker.bsky.social•22 days ago

b-r-h.bsky.social•22 days ago

From the same playbook: https://giffords.org/press-release/2023/11/house-gop-just-voted-to-ban-cdc-gun-violence-research/

bsky.realhackhistory.org•22 days ago

Well known fact hackers won’t use exploits if they aren’t officially documented as existing duh

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